[voice] dated to late wednesday "evening" - eridan's guide to finding dead bodies

[uncodlyawwesome]

[this is surprise.]
Oh.

[this is distress.]
I - I... uh - fuck -

[this is panic.]
I need - fuckin' son of a bitch I need, um, someone here, right noww, the pool - [there's a little gasping breath, followed by a more sincere attempt at deep breathing. eridan doesn't even try to sound Okay at all.] Someone's in...

[and finally, the verbal shoulder-slump of defeat.]
Someone's drowwned in the pool.

[this is not what he wants to be doing right now at all, in the slightest, he was just supposed to look around real fast, just a quick look before he kept wandering, there wasn't supposed to be anything wrong.] I need John Wwatson. 001, uh, just the 001. An', uh. Shit. [there's the sound of frustrated typing for a minute, then,] 002-215. That one. I need both'a you to... Talk to me.

Someone else come help me. He's definitely...

[there's a long pause here, almost a minute, and then:] He's been here for a wwhile. There's nothin' else to do.


[002-215, Neal Caffrey and 001-197, John Watson are getting a notification every minute for this post until they respond.]

((OOC: way to brutalize the /small tag, whoops. anyway all responses voice, it is completely likely that anyone who knew Sherlock will get a pretty clear idea of who Eridan's referring to with such a dramatic call-out to Neal and Watson. uuuhh other than that yep that's it Sherlock's dead guys.))

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[saidhe]

[ Oh. Well, that's the final problem, isn't it? One that Sherlock hadn't quite gotten to solving. Because it's really, really not difficult to determine who exactly's in the pool right now. It makes him a little sick, if he's honest, which he rarely is. Between fake deaths and here and back, he's not entirely sure he's put two and two together of what would happen if he actually did die. ]

[ And here they thought it'd be an uneventful month. ]

am i more likely to achieve entrance via being the concerned citizen or the detective, i wonder?

[uncodlyawwesome]

neither because thats a dick fuckin question to ask

[Eridan has no energy to play the whole "outraged teenager" card right now, but hell if he isn't gonna fake it.]

[saidhe]

[ Okay, fine, the John approach, and not a false one at that: ]

he's a friend.

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah because holmes had a lot a fuckin friends he wwas the center a fuckin attention right

[Granted, it's not as though he doesn't believe him - he's probably even 50% sure he knows this is another Sherlock, since he stalked those fics of Nepeta's - but he isn't going to let anyone in until security has the place checked out.]

givve us a fuckin minute here to get shit sorted then wwe can talk about lettin friends an shit through ok