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[ jenna could have sworn she was done with being the nearly thirty year old who still gets high in public. but rey had a really big bag. a really. big. bag.

smoking with a vampire is worse for weed hogging than bong hits with michael phelps, news at eleven. at least she's a bit more coherent than her comrades.

the posts starts without ceremony, various limbs belonging to ariadne and rey in the background. ]

All right, we-- [ she flings out an arm, gathering two separate 'oofs' ] have all been here since day one. Day one. And a guy gave Rey a huge bag of weed, and we're not leaving this room until it's all smoked, because this place is the worst second chance invented without the cast of Jersey Shore involved. Seriously--

Wait, what's Jersey Shore? [ that from ariadne. jenna stops, frowning. ]

It's-- Rey, help me out here.

[ rey shakes her head slowly, eyes lidded. ] Can't, I have the same question.

[ jenna wrinkles her nose. ] Okay, it's-- orange people, from New Jersey, who are apparently Italian but really not, and one of them likes pickles and another one peed in a corner of a bar. [ kanye shrug. ] It's classy, appointment TV.

[ after a moment and three equally 'but why' faces, jenna moves on as their self-appointed spokesman. ] Anyway, what happened to boring space? It was like 'oh, I can't find enough hair ties' not 'holy crap, monsters and doom and people leaving'. I liked space better five months ago.

Rey. Rey, Ari. Quick poll-- play along, viewers at home-- did you like space better five months ago.

[ give her a second, what was her point again? ] Right, and people should come help us. And bring food.

Mostly the food, but helping's cool too. Rey's sharing, but only if you come join us in the People's Republic of Berkeley.

[ which would be the common deck on floor one, for the record. ]

Disallowed are: yelling, fighting, non-consensual pantsing, DARE propaganda, and Fig Newtons. Anything else, come on in.

( ooc | SO REY HAS DECREED ALL WEED IS TO BE SMOKED IN THE PARTY ROOM feel free to say your character dropped by, action it out, whatever. all threads viewable to the stoners three by proximity, label it locked otherwise and maybe one of them rolled over or something.

also blue is ari, and green is rey. )

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They're on your face. [ HELPFUL, JENNA. ] No, yours just-- wiggle. A lot. 'Hey Jenna, aren't I charming don't you want to ignore your better instincts' wiggle wiggle wiggle, that kind of thing.

[ shame and eyebrow wiggling in space, jenna's life has truly never been better. really. ]

And just think how much fun it would be, even if it doesn't act as an effective corrective tool. [ never get psych grad students high. ever. ] Fine, have your bourbon. I didn't want it anyway. [ if she uses a little extra strength to drag ric over and plant a kiss on him before handing over the bottle, that's between her and her god. and ric's shirt collar. ]

I think I should be more offended by the idea I'll reenact it at all.

[ his eyebrows go up with that revelation. he's going chalk these observations up to you being trashed off your ass (literally) jenna. ]

Whatever, the next time you're having a party and invite me—Better yet, a life threatening saving ordeal, ask yourself if it's because I'm going to be boring and sit in the corner twiddling my thumbs.

[ he finishes his glass of bourbon and grabs the bottle to pour himself some more. ]

Simultaneously glad and weirded out by making it into your pillow talk.

[ he's definitely saying that in jenna's direction and not ric's. that's a level of awkward he's not drunk enough to unlock yet. ]

No, but see, it's the parts that aren't the party and the life threatening saving ordeal where we want you to kind of sit in the corner and behave for like a minute before we do fun things. You just decide to be the one who can't sit still.

[ ric's shirt collar likes telling tales. horrible tales. there's a moment where ric just contemplates grabbing the bottle back before he just exhales. ]

Mot actually the pillow talk. Pretty sure we wouldn't be sharing a room if that was the case.

[ yeah, you may not be looking, damon, but he's answering. sucks to be you. ]

Maybe he has vampire ADD. [ jenna addresses that hypothesis to yet another joint, so it loses some potency. ] That could be a thing.

[ and now she elbows ric in the ribs, then waves the joint in obvious offer. ]

Peeeeeeeeeeer pressure, Ric. Come on, you know you wanna. All the cool kids are doing it. [ and then another kiss, because she can. ] And trust me, Damon, you don't enter that part of our lives.

[ and another kiss damon you wanted live action half porn right? ]

Edited 2012-10-04 06:23 (UTC)

Trust me, I had ADD way before I was a vampire. The Confederate Army was none too thrilled with it.

[ he says it very matter of fact because it's painfully true. ]

Well, good. Wouldn't want to put a kink in our bro times, now would we? [ sorry jenna, damon's damaged in the part of his brain that makes him feel shame. them kissing in front of him is neither awkward or interesting when there's peer pressure to be had. ]

Yeah, c'mon Ric! I am always telling you to branch out with the substances. The world can't just be whiskey, can it?

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