unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (g o n n a | take cash to fill my tank)
jenna sommers. ([personal profile] unparental) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-08-14 07:07 pm

( 009 ) video ✶ i can’t help my feelings i’ll go out of my mind

[ jenna could have sworn she was done with being the nearly thirty year old who still gets high in public. but rey had a really big bag. a really. big. bag.

smoking with a vampire is worse for weed hogging than bong hits with michael phelps, news at eleven. at least she's a bit more coherent than her comrades.

the posts starts without ceremony, various limbs belonging to ariadne and rey in the background. ]


All right, we-- [ she flings out an arm, gathering two separate 'oofs' ] have all been here since day one. Day one. And a guy gave Rey a huge bag of weed, and we're not leaving this room until it's all smoked, because this place is the worst second chance invented without the cast of Jersey Shore involved. Seriously--

Wait, what's Jersey Shore? [ that from ariadne. jenna stops, frowning. ]

It's-- Rey, help me out here.

[ rey shakes her head slowly, eyes lidded. ] Can't, I have the same question.

[ jenna wrinkles her nose. ] Okay, it's-- orange people, from New Jersey, who are apparently Italian but really not, and one of them likes pickles and another one peed in a corner of a bar. [ kanye shrug. ] It's classy, appointment TV.

[ after a moment and three equally 'but why' faces, jenna moves on as their self-appointed spokesman. ] Anyway, what happened to boring space? It was like 'oh, I can't find enough hair ties' not 'holy crap, monsters and doom and people leaving'. I liked space better five months ago.

Rey. Rey, Ari. Quick poll-- play along, viewers at home-- did you like space better five months ago.

[ give her a second, what was her point again? ] Right, and people should come help us. And bring food.

Mostly the food, but helping's cool too. Rey's sharing, but only if you come join us in the People's Republic of Berkeley.

[ which would be the common deck on floor one, for the record. ]

Disallowed are: yelling, fighting, non-consensual pantsing, DARE propaganda, and Fig Newtons. Anything else, come on in.


( ooc | SO REY HAS DECREED ALL WEED IS TO BE SMOKED IN THE PARTY ROOM feel free to say your character dropped by, action it out, whatever. all threads viewable to the stoners three by proximity, label it locked otherwise and maybe one of them rolled over or something.

also blue is ari, and green is rey. )
consulting: (➡ disbelieving)

[ 2/2 ]

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Just cannabis?

SH
constructum: (laugh)

text

[personal profile] constructum 2012-08-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
SH


STILL STANDS FOR SHIT HEAD.



[look how intelligent ariadne can be. ]
Edited 2012-08-15 03:43 (UTC)
consulting: (041)

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Eloquent. Really, Ariadne?

SH
constructum: (well)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-08-15 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well you started it, by putting your initials in your text.

CLEARLY, we all know who you are already; there is no need to remind us.
consulting: (➡ conversation)

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I can't change my initials.
It's automated, I've explained this.

SH
Edited 2012-08-15 03:48 (UTC)
constructum: (elegant)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-08-15 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
It had to get there somehow, why can't you just take it away?
I THOUGHT YOU HAD EXTREME INTELLIGENCE.
consulting: (049)

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why does anyone do anything?
I prefer it there.

SH
constructum: (smile)

SHE CAN SO TEXT IN THE SAME ROOM WHATEVS

[personal profile] constructum 2012-08-15 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
IKR.


Maybe we should start putting our initials in the text now.


A.
consulting: (➡ reading into your motives)

OH MY GOD CRYING

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you both putting periods?
It doesn't make a complete sentence.

SH
constructum: (well)

THEY WILL FIGHT YOU SHERLOCK!

[personal profile] constructum 2012-08-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A PERIOD ANYWAY.

A....




[ YEAH, THAT TOTALLY MADE SENSE ]
consulting: (pic#3398861)

I AM JUST WEEPING INTO MY HANDS

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Good god, Ariadne. Congratulations, you've proven that you're
remarkably intelligent as always.

On that note, Jenna, I keep reading your initials as 'Just saying'.

SH
constructum: (smugly sweet)

t e a r s

[personal profile] constructum 2012-08-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Good god, Sherlock, I sure hope I can live up to your high standards.

CLEARLY you have no idea what sarcasm is. js.....

I might as well let jenna eat you, seems better then airlocking your ass right about now.


A.~.

you know what i am not sorry

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consulting: (➡ ignorance)

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I've been informed I tend to use a lot of it.
Jenna wouldn't eat me.

SH

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consulting: (012)

JENNA HE'S MISSED YOU

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Dull. You lot have your fun.
Also to your inquiry: we were doing the same thing five months ago.
Also: I owe you a fruit basket.

SH


[ because getting high with aunt jenna is something the whole tranquility should experience okaaay. ]
consulting: (➡ reading into your motives)

:C BUT HE LIKES THEM PSYCHOS.

[personal profile] consulting 2012-08-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
RE: Not dull. Still dull.
Re: Not. It's exactly the same.
Re: Basket. Yes.

SH
handelaar: (so you knew)

voice; lazily jumping in here even though he's probably across from jenna

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-08-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe...

Still can't find that last hidin' place. S'not dull...