ataraxion | ( 009 ) video ✶ i can’t help my feelings i’ll go out of my mind

[ jenna could have sworn she was done with being the nearly thirty year old who still gets high in public. but rey had a really big bag. a really. big. bag.

smoking with a vampire is worse for weed hogging than bong hits with michael phelps, news at eleven. at least she's a bit more coherent than her comrades.

the posts starts without ceremony, various limbs belonging to ariadne and rey in the background. ]

All right, we-- [ she flings out an arm, gathering two separate 'oofs' ] have all been here since day one. Day one. And a guy gave Rey a huge bag of weed, and we're not leaving this room until it's all smoked, because this place is the worst second chance invented without the cast of Jersey Shore involved. Seriously--

Wait, what's Jersey Shore? [ that from ariadne. jenna stops, frowning. ]

It's-- Rey, help me out here.

[ rey shakes her head slowly, eyes lidded. ] Can't, I have the same question.

[ jenna wrinkles her nose. ] Okay, it's-- orange people, from New Jersey, who are apparently Italian but really not, and one of them likes pickles and another one peed in a corner of a bar. [ kanye shrug. ] It's classy, appointment TV.

[ after a moment and three equally 'but why' faces, jenna moves on as their self-appointed spokesman. ] Anyway, what happened to boring space? It was like 'oh, I can't find enough hair ties' not 'holy crap, monsters and doom and people leaving'. I liked space better five months ago.

Rey. Rey, Ari. Quick poll-- play along, viewers at home-- did you like space better five months ago.

[ give her a second, what was her point again? ] Right, and people should come help us. And bring food.

Mostly the food, but helping's cool too. Rey's sharing, but only if you come join us in the People's Republic of Berkeley.

[ which would be the common deck on floor one, for the record. ]

Disallowed are: yelling, fighting, non-consensual pantsing, DARE propaganda, and Fig Newtons. Anything else, come on in.

( ooc | SO REY HAS DECREED ALL WEED IS TO BE SMOKED IN THE PARTY ROOM feel free to say your character dropped by, action it out, whatever. all threads viewable to the stoners three by proximity, label it locked otherwise and maybe one of them rolled over or something.

also blue is ari, and green is rey. )

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[ OH JUST WAIT, TINY VERSION OF HER FRIEND. ]

They taste like cardboard death.

And weed has such a delightful taste?

And when was the last time a Fig Newton got you high? I rest my case.

I still don't think they ought to be banned. What precisely is DARE?

I won't have them in my happy place. And it's stupid-- okay. It's a well intentioned anti-drug program with some serious false equivalency issues.

Ah. A good intentions, bad execution sort of thing? And I don't think you're allowed to ban them if you're offering to share with the ship. I mean, if what they're key to someone being rather happy while they get high?

...Fine, for-- whatever your name is, I'll lift the Newton ban. As long as no one eats them near me.

Remus-- and thank you. I'm certain Newton lovers throughout the ship are celebrating.

...Remus Remus? Wait. You're-- did you shrink, or-- wow.

[ give her a second. ]

Rey, did you give me laced weed?

Oh-- sorry. You were someone else I knew, weren't you? Right. Sorry. Yes-- my name is Remus Lupin, and you're not-- er-- hallucinating or whatever. It really is me.

Oh my god, you're-- you're little and adorable!

Sorry, teenage boy. Right. I mean, you're little and adorable in a manly way.

Okay, tell me the truth-- are you the friend who's just really good at acting sober but has in fact partied?

[ THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN. ]

[He frowns first, annoyed despite himself at that first comment-- he's fifteen, all right, not eight-- but then gives a halfhearted sort of shrug.]

I've certainly gotten high before, if that's what you're asking.

[--once. On the Astronomy Tower, at Sirius' insistence, and it hadn't even really worked; he'd been left sober while his friends all giggled at the stars-- but still. It counted, and anyway, Jenna is pretty and Remus doesn't want to add to that little and adorable mindset any more than he has to.]

[ YOUR FACE SHE WANTS TO SQUISH IT little and adorable. ]

In that case, hah take that, adult you. I told him I knew he'd had shenanigans, and you-- he-- anyway, shenanigans were denied and now I know I was right.

[Dryly:]

I'll be sure and feel some form of embarrassment in about ten years or so, shall I?

Oh, you still do the voice! The 'Jenna, now you're being ridiculous but I'll humor you because I am caps m Mature' voice. I like that voice.

I can hardly help it if I'm always the mature one, can I? I'm simply cursed with it.

Do you have many takers, by the way? On your offer, I mean.

I've noticed that.

A couple. Please tell me you're interested, I will do a literal backflip.

...I can't do a backflip.

Are you that eager to see me do something even slightly devious?

Shamelessly so.

[He laughs.]

Then-- all right. Would it be all right if I brought my friend along?

As long as they follow the rules.

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