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seems like last jump had an increase in law enforcement officers.
how nice. i know i for one feel much safer with some of new york's finest aboard.

all i want to do is my work anyway I choose to do it, all I want is the next line and the line after that. what they do and who they are and what they want and what they say and what they write has no interest for me and, unfortunately for them, no interest to most others living, dying or about to be born, uh huh.

Comments

[blunted]

sarcasm
nice

your experience is relevant just as much as mine is

[jurisimpudent]

Fine. I'm a prosecuting attorney; how do you think I've known them?

I've now answered the question; you do the same.

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so you know a couple cops and that makes you an expert?

i got a friend.
i've observed him at work a few times.

[jurisimpudent]

So I work with them on a daily basis and that makes me an expert, yes.

Who is your "friend"?

[blunted]

makes you a secondhand expert

a cop.

[jurisimpudent]

It makes me a firsthand expert: I have seen them in action. What about you? Have you ever been with your "cop" friend as he does his job?

[blunted]

bullshit
anyone can watch a crime drama

yes
i have

[ lol you know when he was getting arrested whoops ]

[jurisimpudent]

Crime dramas are not remotely like real life.

[blunted]

documentaries
whatever

[jurisimpudent]

Those provide an incomplete picture.

[blunted]

close enough edgey

[jurisimpudent]

"Edgeworth"

[blunted]

not gonna let me give you a nickname?
it's a sign of endearment

[jurisimpudent]

Then kindly unendear yourself. I do not accept nicknames from anyone.

[blunted]

except me
i'm the exception, edgie

[jurisimpudent]

And why would you be? What distinguishes you?

[blunted]

everything.

[jurisimpudent]

A satisfactory answer must be both well-reasoned and detailed.

[blunted]

too bad i'm not trying to satisfy you

[jurisimpudent]

Then I deny you the right to refer to me in so foolish a manner.

[blunted]

whatever you say, edgey.

[ HANGS UP ]