amethysts: (was she asking for it?)
ENG >> 008 >> 189 ([personal profile] amethysts) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-07-27 01:43 pm

anonymous text | backdated to the twenty-fifth

Title: The Long Reacharound of Justice
Pairings: Miles Edgeworth/Justice, Carver Hawke/Anders (background)
Rating: They don't fuck like right out in the open (NO KIDS ALLOWED)
Summary: Miles Edgeworth can't resist the call of Justice...
Author: Mockingbird



"No!" The fiery, cravat wearing prosecutor insisted, turning his head away and throwing an arm over his eyes. "I mustn't! I must stay pure for the law! And what about Carver Stabber? What would Anders Butters think?"

"Anders is of no concern," Justice Lawfulness boomed, in his awesome and super badass voice, "We have an...understanding about the use of this body. Besides, I look better in it."

Indeed he did. Shirtless and oiled up with lots of like, fucking expensive oils that smelled good, Ander's Butters' dumbass ponytail removed so his auburn hair could flow slightly in the breeze of a vent overhead in Miles' Kilometres' room. He was amazingly fuckable. Like a nun would fuck him. But Miles Kilometres was even worse than a nun.

"I'm a virgin!" Miles Kilometres confessed, weeping delicate tears as Justice Lawfulness took him into his strong, justice-filled arms and pressed a kiss to his mouth, and the kiss was totally fucking hot too. You'd need steel tongs to handle that kiss. Miles Kilometres couldn't struggle any longer.

"I'll crush your virginity like I crush wrongdoing," Justice Lawfulness said, and ripped open Miles' Kilometres' shirt and wrecked his stupid cravat and no one ever missed it because it looks absolutely fucking stupid, for fuck's sake Edgeworth Nedgewart when you read this and you better read it lose that thing.

Moving on.

"Oh, Justice Lawfulness!" Miles Kilometres crooned, as Justice Lawfulness carried him to bed and ravished the everloving fuck out of him. Just ravished for hours. Tons of ravishing. And it was incredibly hot and they used blueberry flavoured condoms for oral. After, they had pie. It was delicious. Miles' Kilometres' virginity was crushed like injustice.

[locked to jesse, syg, and mouse | not anon | text]

LMAO buds look at this edgey has a boyfriend

[This all is why Libby should never be bored and drunk at the same time.]
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite often they do, particularly if they're well-connected. There was the son of a certain magistrate.
jurisimpudent: (contemptuous)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not my question. Answer my question: should they?
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously not. Are you saying men like you are necessary to ensure they won't?
jurisimpudent: (angry)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Men like I are so necessary. And to prevent the thefts, and to prevent the rapes, and all of it. I understand that this is some aspect of your system that is unjust; that does not mean that by helping to prevent murder I am a servant of injustice. Are you capable of understanding that?
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
How have you prevented any of these crimes?
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
By ensuring that those who have committed them have served their punishments, every time, without fail. It makes those who might kill someone fear; it shows them they can't escape retribution for their crimes. And that fear stays their hands.
bigdealright: (unsure; you are full of shit)

[personal profile] bigdealright 2012-07-29 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Should the murdering, rapist son of a nug whose father happens to be magistrate be free to walk around and kidnap and murder even when he's been judged innocent of his crimes? No. Yet it happens. The sanctimonious idiots in power are about as direct and honest as they can afford to pay someone to say they are. Titles, money, and connections buy you "justice" in their courts and in all "respectable" society. On the streets and with the common rabble, you make your own, or you find people using mob justice to make sense of their lives.

I don't see why anyone would bother arguing with a demon, but you're so wet behind the ears I can guess why it is you do. "Should" is an ideal for a world that doesn't exist. How do you deal with the one that does?

[ Actually, he wants to ask Anders that more than the tourneyman, but the point is fairly moot. ]
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-31 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The world that does exist is not what's under discussion right now.