amethysts: (was she asking for it?)
ENG >> 008 >> 189 ([personal profile] amethysts) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-07-27 01:43 pm

anonymous text | backdated to the twenty-fifth

Title: The Long Reacharound of Justice
Pairings: Miles Edgeworth/Justice, Carver Hawke/Anders (background)
Rating: They don't fuck like right out in the open (NO KIDS ALLOWED)
Summary: Miles Edgeworth can't resist the call of Justice...
Author: Mockingbird



"No!" The fiery, cravat wearing prosecutor insisted, turning his head away and throwing an arm over his eyes. "I mustn't! I must stay pure for the law! And what about Carver Stabber? What would Anders Butters think?"

"Anders is of no concern," Justice Lawfulness boomed, in his awesome and super badass voice, "We have an...understanding about the use of this body. Besides, I look better in it."

Indeed he did. Shirtless and oiled up with lots of like, fucking expensive oils that smelled good, Ander's Butters' dumbass ponytail removed so his auburn hair could flow slightly in the breeze of a vent overhead in Miles' Kilometres' room. He was amazingly fuckable. Like a nun would fuck him. But Miles Kilometres was even worse than a nun.

"I'm a virgin!" Miles Kilometres confessed, weeping delicate tears as Justice Lawfulness took him into his strong, justice-filled arms and pressed a kiss to his mouth, and the kiss was totally fucking hot too. You'd need steel tongs to handle that kiss. Miles Kilometres couldn't struggle any longer.

"I'll crush your virginity like I crush wrongdoing," Justice Lawfulness said, and ripped open Miles' Kilometres' shirt and wrecked his stupid cravat and no one ever missed it because it looks absolutely fucking stupid, for fuck's sake Edgeworth Nedgewart when you read this and you better read it lose that thing.

Moving on.

"Oh, Justice Lawfulness!" Miles Kilometres crooned, as Justice Lawfulness carried him to bed and ravished the everloving fuck out of him. Just ravished for hours. Tons of ravishing. And it was incredibly hot and they used blueberry flavoured condoms for oral. After, they had pie. It was delicious. Miles' Kilometres' virginity was crushed like injustice.

[locked to jesse, syg, and mouse | not anon | text]

LMAO buds look at this edgey has a boyfriend

[This all is why Libby should never be bored and drunk at the same time.]
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That's questionable at best...I'll grant he was not the one making the decisions, so I am being perhaps rather overvigilant. Yet it's better to approach such issues dispassionately.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
There are issues no one can be dispassionate about. I'm surprised you've never come across one.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You assume quite a lot, Mr. Anders.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I mistaken? You've come across an issue no one can be dispassionate about?
jurisimpudent: (irritable)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I deal with them every day. There is not anyone who has no emotions about a murder. Yet at the same time, one must approach them dispassionately. Send those who are most able to detach themselves.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Presumably, yes, there are people who can be detached from a specific incident of murder, while they remain disturbed by the fact any murder has occurred.

This is more than a little different. This involves an entire segment of the population being stigmatized and subject to imprisonment or execution. No one in our society can escape having strong opinions on the subject, opinions inculcated from birth and reinforced by our religion. To find a person who could be truly detached from the issue, one would have to seek outside the known world. Clearly, that couldn't have been done.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely, though, someone less partial than a member of the persecuted group could have been found.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And what incentive would such a person have?
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Naturally, a desire for justice.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
A desire that ought to outweigh everything they've been taught from infancy, and quiet their every instinct for self-preservation. Incidentally, the Chantry doesn't hang out all its dirty laundry. Without mages escaping and speaking out, your less-partial people wouldn't have a clue the Circle isn't some sort of lifelong holiday.

You're expecting someone to take up for people they've been taught are absolutely evil, who seem to be sheltered and fed by no labor of their own, and you're expecting them to do this for nothing but a love of justice. Even Justice has a better sense of human nature than that.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
There are people who would do such things.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What, mercenaries?
jurisimpudent: (put out)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercenaries aren't noted for their senses of justice.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. They're the only people I know who would risk their necks for a cause not their own, however. They're not really doing it for the cause, they're doing it for the money, no pretense made to the contrary.

Are prosecutors supported by donation, like clerics?
jurisimpudent: (contemptuous)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
We're supported by taxes, not donations.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, in Thedas, you'd be arguing against mages. You'd be working for the authorities, civic or clerical.

You'd be serving injustice.
jurisimpudent: (pouty)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He feels ill, but...]

Then that would be my duty.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Just doing your job, yes? For the side that pays you.
jurisimpudent: (angry)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not frame it like that. As though it were remotely about money.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me you don't take the authorities' money and prosecute the people they've told you to prosecute.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I would do that even if I were offered no money and had to beg for food.
birdhousesoul: sittin' on a crate (time out)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's no better to serve injustice for free than for coin. I'm sure your masters would be thrilled to hear they could stop paying you.
jurisimpudent: (angry)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Very well. Tell me: do you think that back in your home, as mages are so persecuted, all murderers should go free?
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[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-07-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite often they do, particularly if they're well-connected. There was the son of a certain magistrate.
jurisimpudent: (contemptuous)

[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-07-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not my question. Answer my question: should they?

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