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[The feed turns on to show Knives Chau (18 years old) staring right into the camera lens with those big ole brown eyes of hers. Judging by wide her eyes are and how strained her smile is, she's trying her best to look like she's not a total panicking mess right now. Because she's not. She's calm, collected, and totally cool like Envy Adams would be if she found herself in a freaky situation like this.

Totally.

Oh man....This is even more nerve-wracking than her first day of college. ]

HI! I'M KNIVES CHAU!

[Oh god, has her voice always sounded this high-pitched and loud? At she thinks it sounds pretty high-pitched and loud. What do other people think? Oh god. She must sound like one of those cartoon chipmunks to them. Oh god. Oh god. People are going to think she's totally lame and annoying now. Oh god. Gotta fix this and stay cool. AHHHHHHHH.

It's nice to meet you all. You all seem really...cool? [CRAP. THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO SOUND LIKE A QUESTION.]

I mean, even though I haven't met all of you guys, I bet most of you are pretty cool and not blood-thirsty aliens who want to probe my brain and eat my skin and whatever! Ha ha ha ha....

Um. So anyways, can someone explain to me what's going on here exactly? I, like, already know the basics, but it still doesn't really make sense to me. This is the kind of stuff that only happens in movies, not real life. Like I don't know how I got here or why I'm even here in the first place. I don't even know. And—

OH. MY. GOD! [Cover your ears, Facility. She did just scream that. Very loudly. Cue the hair grabbing and freaking out-ing.]

I haven't even taken my finals at UBC yet! What if I flunk out?! My parents are totally going to kill me!!!

...My life is officially over....

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Trust me. I ran into quite a few jerky-jerks here, and you're definitely not one of them.

Really? You already ran into some people like that?

It's been more like one person, actually.

But she was really bitchy and mean!

[a beat]

Wait, make that two really mean and bitchy people. That one lady was really creepy and pasty. Yeesh.

Two of them? Well at least now you know who avoid, right?

So true. They are definitely on my "DNW" list.

With a place this big, avoiding them shouldn't be hard. [a beat.] I think.

Yeah, hopefully it won't be too hard to do that.

Hopefully. I'll just stick to people that are on my "DW" list.

[Like you, Chuck! You're nice and Knives appreciates that!]

That sounds like a good plan to me.

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