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[The feed turns on to show Knives Chau (18 years old) staring right into the camera lens with those big ole brown eyes of hers. Judging by wide her eyes are and how strained her smile is, she's trying her best to look like she's not a total panicking mess right now. Because she's not. She's calm, collected, and totally cool like Envy Adams would be if she found herself in a freaky situation like this.
Totally.
Oh man....This is even more nerve-wracking than her first day of college. ]
HI! I'M KNIVES CHAU!
[Oh god, has her voice always sounded this high-pitched and loud? At she thinks it sounds pretty high-pitched and loud. What do other people think? Oh god. She must sound like one of those cartoon chipmunks to them. Oh god. Oh god. People are going to think she's totally lame and annoying now. Oh god. Gotta fix this and stay cool. AHHHHHHHH.
It's nice to meet you all. You all seem really...cool? [CRAP. THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO SOUND LIKE A QUES
I mean, even though I haven't met all of you guys, I bet most of you are pretty cool and not blood-thirsty aliens who want to probe my brain and eat my skin and whatever! Ha ha ha ha....
Um. So anyways, can someone explain to me what's going on here exactly? I, like, already know the basics, but it still doesn't really make sense to me. This is the kind of stuff that only happens in movies, not real life. Like I don't know how I got here or why I'm even here in the first place. I don't even know. And—
OH. MY. GOD! [Cover your ears, Facility. She did just scream that. Very loudly. Cue the hair grabbing and freaking out-ing.]
I haven't even taken my finals at UBC yet! What if I flunk out?! My parents are totally going to kill me!!!
...My life is officially over....
Totally.
Oh man....This is even more nerve-wracking than her first day of college. ]
HI! I'M KNIVES CHAU!
[Oh god, has her voice always sounded this high-pitched and loud? At she thinks it sounds pretty high-pitched and loud. What do other people think? Oh god. She must sound like one of those cartoon chipmunks to them. Oh god. Oh god. People are going to think she's totally lame and annoying now. Oh god. Gotta fix this and stay cool. AHHHHHHHH.
It's nice to meet you all. You all seem really...cool? [CRAP. THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO SOUND LIKE A QUES
I mean, even though I haven't met all of you guys, I bet most of you are pretty cool and not blood-thirsty aliens who want to probe my brain and eat my skin and whatever! Ha ha ha ha....
Um. So anyways, can someone explain to me what's going on here exactly? I, like, already know the basics, but it still doesn't really make sense to me. This is the kind of stuff that only happens in movies, not real life. Like I don't know how I got here or why I'm even here in the first place. I don't even know. And—
OH. MY. GOD! [Cover your ears, Facility. She did just scream that. Very loudly. Cue the hair grabbing and freaking out-ing.]
I haven't even taken my finals at UBC yet! What if I flunk out?! My parents are totally going to kill me!!!
...My life is officially over....
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if there's any "dull" place you should visit, it should be canada. not america. i could even show you all the cool spots in vancouver or toronto if you want!!
pfffft i knew that!!! i was totally joking too! haha. although i thought that 'fancying someone' meant 'like-liking someone' since that's what it usually means in those old fashion romance books and movies and whatever....right???
never mind. don't answer that playboy. i got more pressing questions i need to ask you. like what the heck are you even talking about? dream self?? echeladders???
it's like you're making words up!!!
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Therefore, my island > canada. In any case it would be just bully to visit a place like that sometime. Remember that when i save us all off of this spaceship because that is going to be a thing that happens.
Oh uh well i had an echeladder so when i leveled up and reached a certain title, the point was where i was supposed to reach the very top. Im pretty low on the bottom as it were. The screen didnt stay up there long enough and i had a black eye last time i leveled up so i really dont remember seeing much. "Beau skylark" was at the very top i know that one!
Dont be ridonkulous i wouldnt dare do any of the makey-uppy wordish thingamabobs or any of that bahoonie to bumfuzzle you mlady. Heehee.
But a dream self. Well gee. Its rather confusing!! Theres two of me, i think, and sometimes when i dream i wake up in a city called prospit?? Some other people have dream selves in prospit like my pal jane.
Anywho, if i perish in reality here i can be revived by uh.
By a kiss. *loosens collar a bit.*
So i would still be alive i reckon but in the prospit city. Considering my dream self went belly up i suppose i cannot take any risks here in reality. THATS HOW I THINK IT WORKS. IM NOT SURE!!!
Risks though! I do on a daily basis anyway!! Flying through the air, firing two pistols at once at terrifying monsters in order to level myself for the game i was going to play.
Do you follow???
Cause i sure as hell have no idea what i just said. It actually isnt too important now that were in space i dont believe.
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no. wait. i don't follow. not really. i'm actually soooo confused by what you just said. that's like one of the biggest info dumps i've ever seen in a text! which is saying a lot since my texts usually have like 5000000+ words in them. usually.
what you're talking about sounds like something straight out of a video game! or a fairy tale if you think of the kiss thing being like a sleeping beauty sorta thing hehe. but seriously none of those things actually in real life!!
ok maybe just my real life then since your life seems pretty dang real.
makes sense since we're from two diff universes since none of that dream self and echeladder stuff exists in my world. sure we got super powered vegans, half ninjas, subspace travel and people bursting into coins, but there's nothing cool like a whole dream world you can just chill at when you're asleep. talk about awesome!!!
what's prospit like anyways??
also canada > your island because canada has poutine and poutine is delish and without poutine your island is inherently lamer than canada. duhhhhhhhhh
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They are in my world! Two universes would make a shit ton of sense actually. My best bro from several hundred years in the future is here in the flesh on this ship so its highly plausible!
Ah shucks. I cannot remember too much of it since i died early in prospit. Jane said everybody who lived there was pretty upset that my dream self had perished and mourned by saying that their hope was lost since their page had died.
Like the dickens i know what that actually translates to!!! Seems like im rather important.
I also know i am supposed to face this big baddie who is a demon and *defeat* him. Its all terribly exciting. I dont reckon this voyage through space has to do with the game session either....
Drat. I was looking forward to beating his caboose.
What the shits is a poutine?????
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wow! it must be so awesome to have your friend here, especially if this is like the first time you guys actually met. i bet that was like super exciting!! and is your friend really from the future? omg that's so cool!!! how do you even know him/her in the first place?? does he/she have a hoverboard???
page sounds an important title...so you must have been a really big deal in that dream world of yours, especially if everyone mourned your death and stuff. it's kinda freaky that you died though. ok not actually die-die since you're obvi alive, but the fact that your dream self kicked the bucket is scary! i thought you usually wake up before anything bad happens to you in dreams, so you're never ever actually supposed to die.
and you got to beat this big bad guy on top of all that too?! man that's just so...so...so...INTENSE!!
your life is definitely something else!!!! (i mean that in a good way fyi)
poutine is french fries covered in gravy and cheese curds. it's soooooooooo good! like the most delish thing that will ever grace your taste buds!! i'm not even exaggerating!!!
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Kind of.
Sort of.
His present and my future in the world whence we came from is *bad.* I vowed to myself that i would kindly take up the sword and avenge! Then i got interrupted when being brought here. It is definitely something that would get a persons knickers in a proper twist. I was all ready to kick butt and save the world but i guess that aint gonna happen anytime soon.
We amscray outta here first.
Intense is my middle name madame. It is what i thrive on, in all honesty. Im not particularly fussed with being here save for the fact i was STRIPPED AND EXPOSED NAKED OF ALL OF MY DELICACIES.
*STRIPPED NAKED NOT IN THAT SENSE!!!*
I really really REALLY miss my handkerchief and my short shorts and my five computers and AUGH.
EWWWWWW!!! It sounds repulsive.
I want to try it.
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NEVERMIND!!! XD
haha i'll take you to get some when we "amscray outta here" hehe. or if the kitchens here have the ingredients, i can try making it for you! not sure how that would work out tho...
you know, i heard that people's stuff from home sometimes ends up in their lockers after each jump. eventually you'll probs get your hankerchief and five computers and omg short shorts really??? hehehhe
anyways your friend sounds really cool, especially if he's really from the future! it's awesome that you got someone here from your own world to back you up. man, i wish i had that. i'd even take ramona at her bitchiest than be alone here!!
P.S. YUP WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN
omg what was your friend kind of/sort of confessing?????
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Also you may call me english. Jake english. The funny thing about my last name is that i was named after some sort horrendous demonic beastie who has an ounce of a lot to do with the color green and skulls and bloody fuck... he sounds so cool if he wasnt a dickwad.
Frig are you serious?? Damn thats awesome to hear.
Of course shorts. Mayhaps this time they will be short enough for leg holsters.
Whos ramona???
P.s.s: Erm.
Well he was confessing he was from the future but i just thought he meant something else.
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jake english, huh? that's a nice name :D dickwad namesake aside haha. he actually sounds alot like bowser form the mario games! except with skulls instead of giant turtle monster things.
geez you are like the only guy i know who'd wear short shorts. that takes some major confidence dude
and OMG DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON RAMONA FLOWERS!!!
RAMONA IS A...A...A...A-okay, i guess. we don't exactly have the best history since she kinda sorta stole my now ex who was totally my boyfriend at the time with her american slut technology and wasn't nice back then at all. i mean, we sorted things out now so i guess i could consider her sort of a friend, but i don't think we'd be bffs anytime soon
well maybe we could if she was here. that would be better than me being totally alone!!!
P. S. S. S:
ohhh what did you think he meant?
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*Rubs sweat from brow.*
Oh my. One of those situations. Erm, im sorry for your romantic loss then. At least you THINK you sorted things out and thats a step forward. Did she literally steal him from you like with the kidnapping and whatnots??
P.s.s.s: oh i dont know!! Something that may have to do with *me* and our friendship or something. I always get nervous when people spit it out and say they want to have a word of importance with me.
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oh no! ramona didn't do anything messed up like that. idk i think she just seduced him with her stupid hipster-ness or something. i think the whole age thing also played a big part. she's closer to his age, 25 or something really old like that. idk it's okay now. i'm pretty much over it and the experience has taught me alot about myself and life. i'll still love him forever and he'll always be my clash at demonhead, but i don't want him anymore. not like that at least. idk i'm just hoping one day i'll fall in love with the right person.
eventually
*SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
P.S.S.S.S: hmmmm sounds totes complicated and confusing. i know the feeling tho. misunderstandings are totes the worst and the story of my life sadly D:
sorry if i'm prying, dude. my mom told me i'm too nosy for my good sometimes even tho she's like the biggest gossip everrrrrr
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Boy your ex had some taste though or something i guess. First a girl who has a knifey thingy to fight with and then a *25 year old.*
Hubba hubba.
Welp, hopefully you can get that going in the future. Im not sure how long were going to be trapped here but i am personally putting my romances aside for the time being!!! I kind of have a lot to deal with on that matter actually its kind of a fustercluck of crazy.
But i *really* cannot help it if people find me rather endearing.
I wish the best for you, miss chau!!!
If it isnt too much or forward to consider you more of a friend than an acquaintance now i would greatly appreciate that.
A rather friendish acquaintance more on the friendy side.
If you ever need to talk or what have you with anything in the future you can give me a holler!!
008 > 092.
Ill try to get your back!
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but just wait til i'm 25. i'll be HUBBA HUBBA...HUBBA!!
aww thanks, jake! that's so sweet of you. well i wish you the best on staying away from distracting romances and finding a way out of here and your whole saving the world from evil demon skull dudes quest!!
and of course it wouldn't be too forward to consider me a friend!!! i mean i'd be totally awkward if you didn't since i considered us to be friends from the moment you sent that second text lol.
i'll be sure to remember that. likewise if you like ever need anything, feel free to hit me up! 008 > 093 (hey!! i think we might be neighbors!!!)
try not to have *too* many people fall in love with you while we're here, ok? ;D
talk to you later!!
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Woah holy shitknickers youre right!!! Hahahaha how ironic is that! Maybe ill pay you a visit sometime since youre just right over there if that is alright. :D
There are actually a few things i *do* need.
Thanks muchly for the conversation madame. I wish you the best of luck!!!!
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it's been my pleasure talking to you~
thank you for the awesome chat and best of luck to you too, mister jake english!
later!!!