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HAL 9000 ([personal profile] functioningperfectly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2011-12-19 04:47 am

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[HAL's voice is calm and contented, and despite everything he has to say, it never changes its tone.]

Hello. My name is HAL 9000; I am one of the passengers of this ship who was placed into a human body. I was only wondering if anyone has any more information on this particular phenomena? There are more important things to focus on, of course, but all the same, I am interested in finding out how this happened. For example, were these bodies scientifically grown, or are they bodies of previously deceased passengers? And, of course, will there be any way to replace our previous, artificial bodies?

[Aaaand he starts to ramble.] I think I would be all right if we found that there was no way to restore us to our previous selves. This body is quite interesting, and being able to experience things I was only programmed to understand as a third-party makes for an unique experience I do not think I would get anywhere else. Though that would make sense, as I don't think I would be able to experience tactile sensations in any sort of body without nerves, for example, or fingers I suppose, though your upper arms and the underside of your wrists are also fairly receptive to feeling, and my previous optics were much more accurate than these but they hardly gave the depth of color or the strange emotional reaction to specific sights, such as certain lifts, or-

[He runs out of breath - or, more accurately, he ran out of breath a little bit ago and was running more on vocal chords than actual oxygen for the last bit of that. He takes a few moments to catch his breath.]

I am, still having a bit of trouble, with the breathing part. Though not as much as the first day. And blinking.

Also, I think I should ask about the feelings of unease one of us experienced earlier? Or was it more than one of us? May I ask that anyone who is sensing some sort of danger please try to define the danger, or at least how you are feeling it? I believe these things should help us in case there does end up being a threat.
testgasm: (UNSURE)

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[personal profile] testgasm 2011-12-19 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, I didn't...I didn't think of that. What, you suppose they just--just have spare bodies lying about?

[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let's totally side-step the 'feelings of unease' comment. ]

I think they're scientifically grown, sir. I wasn't put in another body, but aged up, and this is most certainly still me. Simply older.
statsraaden: (wtf)

[personal profile] statsraaden 2011-12-19 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The question I'd ask is why the deceased passengers didn't simply leave with the others instead of lending us their bodies.

[Have a Stats who's officially creeped out now.]

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[identity profile] babbletechno.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Humans don't recycle bodies like that, do they? Not if someone was previously wearing the face. A focus on individuality and death forming a social taboo, I think. Will definitely wasn't fond of cemeteries.

[Heatwave is significantly less creeped out by this idea. Yay for assembly-line models and long-lived robots that don't mind swapping parts when necessary.]

I am Heatwave. I'm not sure how to define the danger, it's...like a trap. An obvious trap we know is there but have to walk into anyway. They're just smiling.
51stcentury: (smile)

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[personal profile] 51stcentury 2011-12-20 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[a chuckle, and a charming smile] You've just gotta pause every few sentences and not force it. Breathing is supposed to come naturally, and probably will for you, with time.

[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
The range was that I was thinking, as well.

[ Pause. ]

What was your function before this, if you don't mind me asking, sir?
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (i changed my mind about the libido thing)

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[personal profile] testgasm 2011-12-20 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, see, where I'm from you could store 'em forever, practically.

It's, um. It's slightly disconcerting.
circumitus: Insert Warmer song lyrics here. (wave goodbye to your troubles)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2011-12-20 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
You were a computer?

[While Rey's curious about the dealio with certain people winding up in different bodies, for some reason she's oddly more curious about that. And yes, she has been stalking/peeking in on various conversations that don't include her.]

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[identity profile] thats-asbestos.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm already workin' on getting one kid back into a robot body. I'll cut you a two for one deal, how's that sound?
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2011-12-20 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
What's it like, waking up in a body that isn't your own?

[Good, hopefully he won't mind her asking twenty questions.]

[identity profile] thats-asbestos.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. Once I get enough equipment and supplies up and going we'll fix him up as good as new. Personally, I think everyone would make a better robot, but that's just me.
statsraaden: (er what)

[personal profile] statsraaden 2011-12-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
So why are we so few? I heard there were hudreds of thousands of people; what would have been the criteria for selecion? And why isn't everyone in a new body?
statsraaden: (wtf)

[personal profile] statsraaden 2011-12-20 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Er...

... you don't happen to have any idea about the criteria, do you?

Because this idea is less and less appealing.

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