( 02 ) video ✵ looking like a tramp like a video vamp demolition woman can i be your man

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[ faith looks exceedingly pleased with herself when she grins down at her communicator and keys it on. she also looks bruised up, but that's part of the fun. for once, the ever-present lighter is tucked away.

she holds up three fingers. ]

I got three basic needs.

[ down goes everything but the index finger. ]

Get some quality ass kicking time in, done. And Muscles said I wasn't gonna get to kill anything.

[ now she adds her middle finger, turned around so it's not quite a peace sign for your benefit wesley. (this is her playful face.) ]

Second thing? Food. I'm not talking whatever we got going down from the gardens, I run hot. Anybody wants to make a chick a burger, I'll make it worth your while.

[ ring finger, now, too. ]

Three's more of an audience participation deal. Plus, you know. Screwing. [ d e l i c a t e. ] I'd take a place to party first too, but whatever. Might as well cut out the middle man if nobody's got a finger in that pie yet.

[ ...yeah, that's about it. with a grin that's a little bit more predatory than friendly, faith out. ]

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[cloy]

[ Oh, hello. Ros' voice is singsong and somewhere between smitten and condescending. ]

The woman knows what she wants. [ A smile. ] It'd be rude for the ship to not see to it.

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[ faith's eyes narrow for a moment, but then she grins again and shrugs, spreading her hands wide. ]

Why bullshit? Takes longer to get what I want that way.

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[handelaar]

Guessin' you weren't sick.

[Because who the hell feels like fucking, right now.]

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[stacked]

Nah, not really.

[ ...well. ish. not as bad, but faith is a special soul. ]

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[manipulativni]

[ ooh, katherine likes this one already. ]

Got to admire a woman who knows what she wants.

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[ katherine and faith. yeah, this is gonna be family friendly like hell. ]

Not that big a deal. No point in screwing around if you already know what's up.

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[saidhe]

[ LMAO WOW HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT THOUGH it's been a long week ]

Ever excellent to see that your subtlety has yet to alter due to the events of the ship.

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[ SUCKS TO BE YOU, WESLEY AND GILES' UBER-BRITISH SPAWN. ]

Still pissed I kicked your ass?

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[cryptid]

[ dry as the actual desert: ]

I daresay you could give Maslow a run for his money.

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I love it when you Brits get all stiff-upper at me. Doesn't feel home until I got a member of the tweed brigade's nose out of joint.

[ but that's her happy tone. ]

Shoulda been, Wes. Those was some hardcore... whatever the hell they weres.

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[cons]

Seconding the party request, good god. I just wanna get completely obliterated without the judgement that comes with drinking alone. Is that so much to ask for?

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[stacked]

Seriously, the hell? They couldn't at least spring for a couple stools, some shitty music and warm beer?

AUDIO; | because i crave faith cr with both of them

[widowing]

Direct, aren't you?

AUDIO; | yeeeeeeeeeees

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Only way to be.

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[yardbird]

[...D e l i c a t e, indeed.]

That's pretty... forward. [Awkward.]

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Murphy, my man.

[ shameless grin. ]

No point in screwing around when I already know what I'm looking for, right?

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[siring]

Glad to see that you're fitting in. [Bruises and all, he takes note of those before making his reply in audio form.]

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[stacked]

What, the ass kicking field trip? Kinda wish I wasn't, never was any good at sharing my toys with the other kids.

[ yes, less help would be good because then... more monsters for faith. logic. ]

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[jurisimpudent]

Er - sorry. I didn't follow your third request. You should make your train of thought a bit clearer.

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[stacked]

Screwing, prof. You know-- doing the nasty.

[ hiiiiiiiiii edgeworth. ]

[wolfinthesnow]

Hello, Faith.

[With a tone of voice that's almost....fond.]

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Snow-- made it to the other side of our welcome to the suck present. How's it hanging?

[ she won't even explain that one. because this is what her good moods look like. ]

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[angerissues]

Directness suits you. [ He's still not entirely sure how he feels about her, but he's definitely interested. Werewolf brains: not exactly the best for making wise decisions... ]

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[stacked]

Only way to be. [ helllllllllllo mason, faith isn't even going to be subtle about checking that out. ]

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[tumbleweeds]

Story of my fucking life.

Which one's Muscles? As for screwing, depends on what you're looking for. There's a pirate on the second floor with rum stockpiled who's pretty friendly, if you get me.

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[stacked]

How the hell's nobody set up a place to dance yet? People gotta blow off steam, I don't care where they are.

[ no really, these are faith's priorities. ] You know, big, hot... talks kinda like this.

[ she lowers her voice to an approximation of riddick's low, raspy tones on the last. ]

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[faderbroderson]

Straightforward, as expected.

[We have established you are not the type to beat around the bush.]

I'm afraid I can't help you with the burger.

[He smiles. Godric, on the other hand, enjoys the occasional subtlety.]

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[stacked]

But you got a line on the third one, huh?

[ CONSIDERING GLANCE. ]

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[goldshirt]

[sorry what's that about screwing.

Jim looks rough around the edges, he's got a nice bruise on his cheek and he looks exhausted but hey, at least he isn't dying anymore.]

Had fun, did you?

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[stacked]

[ YO SUP CAPTAIN HOTASS. ]

It was a party. I'd say should've been, but you're looking pretty rough. Would've sucked to get that ass of yours killed.

[ ...gentle. ]

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[pitied]

[So Topher has not told her there is an Echo lookalike on board.]

Echo?

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[stacked]

Already covered this with the tweaker, but I'm not the chick you're looking for.

[ :| ]

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[blunted]

"finger in that pie"

[ IF THAT'S A EUPHEMISM... ]

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[stacked]

What?

[ OKAY SHE KNOWS WHAT NOW but her innuendos aren't that vaguely sophisticated, okay. ]