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[rapturous]

[ when the video begins, cali is no less flamboyant than the day he arrived (naturally), though this time he has his long hair pulled into a messy ponytail, expression less potentially hostile than last time. in fact, for those that know him (which is like.. no one but jaye), he actually looks pretty pleased with himself.

he's also standing in the ship's bar, which as he pans the camera around, is looking.. pretty good. ]

All right, so while mosta' y'all were laid up in bed waitin' to feel better, I started cleanin' up an' sortin' out the bar, 'cause it was a goddamn mess. There's only one or two kindsa' booze right now, but whatever, it's good enough for now. You can all say 'thank you, Miss Cali'.

[ he turns it back to himself, lifting his index finger as if asking for a moment. ]

Speakin' of alcohol, anyone be interested in a little homemade wine an' moonshine an' beer an' the like? I have to say, after workin' for Dionysus, mine's prob'ly the best you're gonna' find on this fuckin' ship, but if you people're satisfied with what's already provided, I ain't gonna' make it for no reason.

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[tumbleweeds]

It was still boring as shit. [ But she spent a good chunk of time cuddling Lady the direwolf so... no harm done, really. ]

There should be more booze in some of the kitchens. I know some pirate named Jack has been taking all the rum.

[rapturous]

Don't complain, least you had company, right? Since like.. ninety-fuckin'-percent of the ship was sick.

.. A pirate. [ rolling his eyes.. ] Why'm I not surprised. I'll see what I can find around.

[tumbleweeds]

Yeah, but I was on bedrest. Do you know how boring bedrest is? It's really fucking boring. Half the people in there were unconscious.

[ Which... well, so was she, when she was admitted. She's going to go ahead and blame that on hauling Riddick to medical, though. ]

You could flirt some out of him, probably.

[rapturous]

Psssht, you prob'ly were, too. At least a good part of the time.

[ a thoughtful pause. ] .. He decent, then, or like.. Blackbeard-nasty?

[tumbleweeds]

I was not. [ She was. ]

Fuck, I don't know, I don't have classifications of pirates. He's not bad, though. We talked about our talents.

[rapturous]

Yeah-huh.

God, what's wrong with you, haven't you ever watched pirate movies? When we get home, we gotta' have a movie night.

[tumbleweeds]

Not really. Never had the time. [ Or a TV, after she was sixteen. Kane's still working on getting her to work Facebook properly. ]

[rapturous]

Well, we're gonna' have to watch some Errol Flynn. An' like.. Sindbad.

[tumbleweeds]

Who the fuck is Errol Flynn?

[rapturous]

Awesome, that's who. He was this actor back in the day, basically the master of pirate movies.

[tumbleweeds]

Do you have some boner for pirates that I don't know about, Cali?

[rapturous]

Duh. Though I dunno' if I'd want a pirate or a ninja. I mean, that's a tough choice, y'know?

[tumbleweeds]

I don't know if I'd want to fuck a ninja. Would you even know they were there?

[rapturous]

Yeah, but think-- they got ninja techniques an' shit for everything else, so I bet they got 'em in bed, too. Prob'ly can do all sorts of crazy things.

[tumbleweeds]

I guess they'd probably be pretty flexible, huh? And they probably smell better than pirates.

[rapturous]

Smell way better. On the other hand, pirates are prob'ly way more fun than ninjas. So 's a toss-up, really.

[tumbleweeds]

Obvious answer is a threesome.

[rapturous]

Only problem bein' findin' a ninja an' a pirate that ain't gonna' start fightin' before you get to the fun part.

[tumbleweeds]

Bribe them with sex. [ isn't that how it works? ]