video.

[rapturous]

[ when the video begins, cali is no less flamboyant than the day he arrived (naturally), though this time he has his long hair pulled into a messy ponytail, expression less potentially hostile than last time. in fact, for those that know him (which is like.. no one but jaye), he actually looks pretty pleased with himself.

he's also standing in the ship's bar, which as he pans the camera around, is looking.. pretty good. ]

All right, so while mosta' y'all were laid up in bed waitin' to feel better, I started cleanin' up an' sortin' out the bar, 'cause it was a goddamn mess. There's only one or two kindsa' booze right now, but whatever, it's good enough for now. You can all say 'thank you, Miss Cali'.

[ he turns it back to himself, lifting his index finger as if asking for a moment. ]

Speakin' of alcohol, anyone be interested in a little homemade wine an' moonshine an' beer an' the like? I have to say, after workin' for Dionysus, mine's prob'ly the best you're gonna' find on this fuckin' ship, but if you people're satisfied with what's already provided, I ain't gonna' make it for no reason.

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[voice]

[megamind]

Moonshine's-- something I've dabbled with, but never really done on a large scale. It's doable, but rarely is it good. Will get you drunk, though, if you can choke it down.

You might talk to Haymitch. He seems to be ... knowledgeable.

[This may be the nicest way anyone has phrased 'Haymitch is the drunkiest drunk on the ship, and may in fact be the ship superlush.]

video.

[rapturous]

Baby, you ain't had moonshine 'til you had mine. An' yeah, it'll definitely get ya' drunk fast.

[ a tilt of his head, finger tapping his lips thoughtfully. ]

Haymitch, huh? By 'knowledgeable', you mean he's gonna' be a regular customer or he actually knows how to brew?

[voice]

[megamind]

[....baby? Welp okay, he can deal with flamboyant personas. God knows he is one.]

Prison moonshine is what I'm used to it. Nobody cares about the taste, they care about the drunk.

And-- mostly the former but I wouldn't be surprised about the latter. [Haymitch will also drink turpentine if you tell him it'll get him drunk, but since Megamind actually likes the man, he refrained some saying so.]

[rapturous]

Well, no wonder you ain't got a good opinion of it. Don't worry, honey, count yourself lucky I'm here to help you revise it.

[ he grins, then, eyes rolling slightly. ] Well, least I won't be bored, then, I s'pose. I'll see if I can't get in contact. If he knows anything about it, it'd make my life easier so I don't haveta' do it all myself.

[megamind]

Do you need a proper still built? I can probably figure that out on the side... [He likes to stay busy, to keep his hands busy. Moping about is not his style, even if he does get his requisite brood on sometimes.] It'll be backseat to the other project I'm on, but I'm sure I can find some time to work on it.

[rapturous]

If you know how to build one, I sure ain't gonna' complain about the help. Who'm I talkin' to, anyway?

[megamind]

I'm Megamind. One of the resident engineers.

[rapturous]

'Megamind'. [ .. okay, well, he's heard weirder names. ] Huh. Okay. Nice t' meet you, honey.

[megamind]

It's well earned, I assure you.

Can you send me the map location for the bar? Is there's enough space there to set up a still, or would we need to commandeer other rooms?