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[raffish]

[ Axel is still pretty confused about this whole thing, rather pissed he's trapped in a freaking spaceship - or so they tell him, he's not yet sure he believes it but he would rather not over think it.

Anyway, right now, he's not worried about this. He's more worried about his little dog and if he has to use this cellphone-thing to get hold of what he needs, yeah, he will. ]

ok i dont get whats going on but does anyone know where i can get dog food? ok thanks.

[ He isn't much of a talker, see, that's why he keeps it short . ]

btw: any PUMAS here? nynashamn pumas? its axel.
pls explain wtf is going on

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[audio]

[testgasm]

Why, do you have a dog?

[YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR PETS]

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[raffish]

no i just like to eat dog food
what do u think u idiot

[perma-voice]

[testgasm]

Fair question, considering the, ah, dietary needs of some of the more interesting crew members.

But no, just keeping stock of the people who think this ship is their personal zoo, that's all.

[raffish]

uh? what do u mean about 'interesting' needs?

i dont think this a zoo u idiot
its not like i chose to be here.

[testgasm]

Yeah, tell that to the bloke who let his birds escape.

Anyway, you'll find out soon enough. Vampires, apparently. Among other things.

[raffish]

lol what??

vampires? thats bull cmon. [ There's a pause on the log screen, then he types: ] what about monsters?

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[puppydogeyes]

[Her response comes several hours after his post.]

No dog food.
There's meat and shit.
Cut it up.

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[raffish]

yeah ive been looking for some
hes super picky only likes the fancy shit

[puppydogeyes]

He'll get over it.

[raffish]

yeah i know
but he looks so sad :(

[ Yeah, he's one of 'em guys that loves to spoil his pets. Yup. ]

[puppydogeyes]

Look sadder if he's starving.
What kind?

[raffish]

yeah i know and he knows thats why hes gonna eat it all up when he stops making his puppy eyes at me
he's cutest fat pug u will ever meet :)

[allucinator]

wats a puma?

[raffish]

that depends
do u wanna know the animal or about THE pumas?

[allucinator]

THE pumas

anything with THE in it has to be ineresting

[raffish]

my crew. its a parkour crew. from sweden, which is where im from.

[allucinator]

parkour?

[raffish]

yeah u know flipping off walls, jumping roofs n shit

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[whatatoolhewas]

I hope there are no pumas here. We got enough going on without that too. Pretty sure you don't mean big cats, though.

No dog food, either, sorry.

[raffish]

not that kinda pumas
yeah i got it. sucks for my dog

[whatatoolhewas]

Not the best place for pets. Kinda wonder why the ship brings 'em over.

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[the_vishual]

Why would you want a puma if you have a dog?

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[raffish]

not a real one its the name of my crew
arent u a lil tiny 2 be here

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[the_vishual]

Aren't you a little old to be typing like that? [ Unless he's a troll he has no excuse. >:( ]

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[raffish]

nah
im lazy