Jack Kelly (
allucinator) wrote in
ataraxion2012-06-10 12:51 am
First Edition || Video;
[Jack looks quite ill as he comes on screen: there are dark circles beneath his eyes, and there's a faint sheen of sweat on his face. He also looks a bit thinner than he did, though no one might actually notice that one. It's not severe, after all.]
Listen, uh, I-- I know you guys don't know me too well, and you got a lotta other stuff on your mind, but, uh, help a guy out, yeah? I ain't had no cigarette in about four days and I'm dyin' for it. Anythin' anybody's got, you know? I promise I'll do somethin' for you in return, I don't give a damn what, but-- anythin'. Please.
Please.
[He tries for a winning sort of smile, rather fails, and shuts the communicator.]
Listen, uh, I-- I know you guys don't know me too well, and you got a lotta other stuff on your mind, but, uh, help a guy out, yeah? I ain't had no cigarette in about four days and I'm dyin' for it. Anythin' anybody's got, you know? I promise I'll do somethin' for you in return, I don't give a damn what, but-- anythin'. Please.
Please.
[He tries for a winning sort of smile, rather fails, and shuts the communicator.]

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It means, Mr. Kelly, that one cannot take data from a limited sample and generalize it to all samples.
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[He scowls at once.]
First, I am by no means a "kid." And second, I'm a public prosecutor. I've a position of great authority!
[video] people are afraid of him HE DRIVES A DODGE STRATUS
[video] Look can he finish one goddamn closing statement? Just - just one goddamn -
[video] I just wish he wasn't a liar.
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wait bugger all this is all action
o yeah whoops WHATEVER NO SUBJECT LINE AT ALL
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jesus christ I can't stop laughing oh my god miles
OH MY GOD JACK *WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU*
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I love that he was born in 1992 because we're the same age and I never make a mistake with this.
UNLIKE THE CREATORS OF THE PHOENIX WRIGHT VIDEO GAME SERIES......
AND ME pretend Jack said ten years, not twenty.
I assume with regards to "One hundred and twenty," not calling Miles ten.
yes obviously
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