Accidental Video :: Because spacelife isn't complete without public embarrassment

[kingofbabylon]

[ The video being shared comes from the point of view of Brian’s phone at first, from the direction of Justin’s room’s doorway, leaned against the frame, as a feed of the following is recorded and broadcasted ship-wide. Because Brian is an asshole.

In the middle of the room is Justin, sleep mask and headphones on with CD player in hand and one of Brian's Prada shirts on, dancing with hands above his head and singing an N*Sync song hideously offkey. Y e p.

Eventually, he gets that feeling he's being watched and peeks out from under the mask, turning a lovely shade of red before he stalks towards the camera. ] Oh ha fucking ha, Brian, shut the fucking thing of-- [ The feed cuts.


And returns several moments later to a still slightly red Justin, now propped up on the bed and trying to recover from this incident with a small rant. ]

So this list thing. Everyone's been getting freaked out because it looks like some kind of Martha Stuart version of a hit list with the cute little smiley faces all colored in and the kindergarten style crayola map thing, right? But has anything actually happened?

I mean, think about it, there's a reason this is getting released to us - to freak us all out, right? So stop. freaking. out. Easier said than done, I know, I know, but what other reason would this get posted to us with all the build up? Because Smiley's so helpful and caring? [ cue his 'yeah that's a load of shit' face before he moves on ]

Also - I'm taking back the smiley face. Neal and I decided that this... [ wait, texting ] :) is just more creepy all together, but what about... :P? Better? Worse?

Comments

video/action idk?

[heterophobe]

Digital digital get down, just what we need. [ he isn't singing or addressing the rest of that, rather he's speaking plainly and mocking. from the safety of his corner where space pillows can't burst open in his face ... again. ]

action; because justin requires vengeance :|

[kingofbabylon]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you thrice~ [ Said in a sing-song tone while he picks up a pillow and wanders over to that corner with intentions of bludgeoning him with it. It's okay, he'll bring the space pillow to you, bb ]

action » :< but look at this face

[heterophobe]

What? [ he asks, dropping his device which may or may not be recording, desperately needing his hands to shield his devastatingly handsome face ] Terrified the world will learn you're a closeted boy band fanatic?

[video]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[the most
u n i n p r e s s e d
look ever]

Wwoww.

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[kingofbabylon]

[ oh you can fuck right the hell off. Just going to feign all nonchalant and examine his nails here ]

Whatever, you loved it.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

Is that howw humans seriously dance? Or wwere you... havvin' a seizure or somethin'? [TO HIS CREDIT he manages to sound actually curious on top of totally disdainful.]

[player_not_slayer]

My thoughts exactly, man. People need to calm their tits around here, at least until shit happens about it.

[Seriously. He'd understand the freaking out if something was actually happening, in one way or another. He might still think they're being bitch flipping fuckheads, but he'd understand.

Also he's...awkwardly ignoring the first part of this feed because to acknowledge it would be to also acknowledge the complete gaaaaaay of it all. Because dude.]

[kingofbabylon]

I'm bracing for the guy that's going to come in saying 'you wouldn't be so calm if your name was on there'. But yeah, I'd be freaking out too, but I'd still need someone telling me to quit flipping my shit because it gets me goddamn nowhere.

[ Honestly, he's glad for that. Let's just. Pretend that never occurred. Despite the fact it could have been much, much gayer. Be glad he had pants on this time okay. ]

[player_not_slayer]

I'd be right there with you, it was me or Kable, but fuck if I'm not going to be the one telling people to sit the fuck down.

You'd think they'd be used to this ship screwing with us by now. Skeletons and endless corridors and demon possessions are so much more fucked up than a list.

[No pants would have been a convo breaker right there, bro. But yeah, he is totally willing to forget that shit ever happened for the sake of talking to someone who's actually speaking sense.]

[showbizpanache]

[Ordinarily he'd comment on Justin's singing, or else on the music choice-- But he is freaked out by that list thing and everything that's been going on, and it's throwing him off his game a little. He won't show it, though.]

I like your smiley much better. It's less generic.

[kingofbabylon]

[ His music choice is awesome don't even, Kurt. But it's cool, he's okay with that not being mentioned. At all. Ever. He'll just give a little smile. ]

Why thank you. I'd be a pretty shitty artist if it was.

[showbizpanache]

I'd like to see some of your art sometime.

video;

[65]

[what even.]

I think you've got some real talent.

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[kingofbabylon]

[ don't hate ]

I'm the next Mariah Carey.

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[65]

I don't know who that is, but I'm assuming it's someone worth being.

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[cheerioless]

[ her eyebrows are raised because n*sync, really? but she's grinning a little too, mostly because his dance moves are much better than finn's - not that that is some sort of an achievement. ]

Good to see someone is enjoying himself.

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[kingofbabylon]

[ sob this was never supposed to see the light of day ;; he laughs a little sheepishly ]

Was, until the rest of the ship was able to enjoy at my expense. [ pause ] I swear I dance better than that, usually.

[saint_kitten]

Please tell me that is not the music that's all the rage in the time you live.

[ Helpful, Kitten. Helpful. ]

[kingofbabylon]

Not... that, per say. [ Kitten why ;; ] It is among the circle of teenage girls, mostly. [ which says terrible things about him. ]

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[angroy]

[What did he just...]

That was...different?

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[kingofbabylon]

[ Eh heh, heh. His life. ]

I'm pretty sure you all owe me for a show now.

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[unparental]

I can't decide if I'm more embarrassed by knowing all the words to this or kind of impressed I still remember them.

[ dear god, high school memories. ]

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[kingofbabylon]

I'd go with impressed. It gives more of an illusion of dignity.

[ Everything is hideous and why was this made public ]

[mediumdrip]

I think it's a good idea to take back the smiley face. It's a shame to see it wasted on creeps.

[kingofbabylon]

My thoughts exactly. I will not stand for my emoticons being sullied by a list making anon. [ HE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ]