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[mediumdrip]

[Sure, things are insane here, but Blaine still has some concerns which will always be on his mind. Or at least his head. Hair related concerns.]

This request might seem really trivial, but it's one of those superficial things that means a lot to me.

I need hair gel. Does anyone have some they can spare?

I'm almost out of what was in my bag when I arrived. If it's possible for me to find some, or an acceptable alternative, I'd be really grateful. If there's something I can barter or do in return please let me know.

Comments

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[kingofbabylon]

whatcha offering, stranger [ creeper speak is go ]

Re: text;

[mediumdrip]

I'm not sure. Chores or something else useful?

text;

[kingofbabylon]

...your mind is just made of fluffy pink cotton candy and purity, isn't it?

text;

[mediumdrip]

No, there's other stuff in there too. ;)

action;

[showbizpanache]

I barter for mace, and you barter for hair gel. [He's clearly teasing, poking Blaine in the ribs playfully.]

[mediumdrip]

Why would I need mace if I have you to protect me? [smirking a bit] I'll be the arm candy you defend. That means I have to look good.

[showbizpanache]

[He snorts.] Good luck with that. I'll be your brave defender until I break a nail, and then you're on your own.

[mediumdrip]

[Blaine laughs a bit.]

So, Justin told me to ask you about whatever it was you did with him.

[consulting]

{ He contemplates on making a decent impression because for what it is, this is still the closest thing Neal will have to getting a younger brother. But it's too tempting to resist. He sends the message before guilt sets in. ]

The blue stasis goo has properties of cationic polymers.
It should make an adequate substitute.

SH

[mediumdrip]

Really? Thank you.

Would they let me use that stuff?

[consulting]

Go right on.

SH

[became]

I wouldn't suggest taking his advice on this one.

[mediumdrip]

I thought it sounded a little strange.


How have you been?

oh god no

[uncodlyawwesome]

no it doesnt you need to just get out a this convversation right noww

<3

[consulting]

Do you know this from experience, Eridan?

SH

i couldn't stop myself

[uncodlyawwesome]

a course i do ivve been experimentin wwith anythin an evverythin around here to try an keep my hair lookin as close to decent as possible
like its evven fuckin possible since i dont havve any dye to keep my roots from gettin fuckin crazy but still im tryin here
it ruins your hair though it makes it all greasy if you leavve it in too long an you cant just halfass stylin your hair

text

[became]

Really?

[consulting]

I was curious.

[text] god GOD i'm so sorry i... i really am

[uncodlyawwesome]

dont listen to holmes hes a fuckin idiot
i mean ok yeah it wworks but its a poor fuckin substitute for anythin evven remotely related to hair care
believve me ivve been tryin evverythin since i showwed up here an its like buildin a raft out of a doorframe
you can hang on all you wwant but its gonna sink because it cant take the wweight

basically though its all you got at this point evven though ivve been puttin out feelers for anythin else thats actually suitable so ill keep you posted on that front
good luck to you though if you find someone wwho can actually hook you up tell them theyre a dick for not helpin me first since ivve been here longer

Not here

[alwaysagit]

[Speak for yourself, Eridan. Snape's hair looks much better after its once-a-month conditioning treatment.]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[wavey irishy dumb accent eridan who even are you at this point in your life]

Don't listen to Holmes, he's a fuckin' idiot. I mean okay, yeah, it wworks, but it's a poor fuckin' substitute for anythin' remotely related to hair cair. Believve me, I'vve been tryin' everythin' since I showwed up here, an' it's like buildin' a raft outta a doorframe - you can hang on all you wwant, but it's gonna sink because it can't take the wweight.

Basically though, it's all you got at this point. But I'vve been puttin' out feelers for anythin' else that's actually suitable, so I'll keep you posted on that front.

...If you find someone wwho can actually hook you up, tell them they're a dick for not helpin' me first, since I'vve been here longer, but good luck anywway.

thank you again for changing it for me!

[mediumdrip]

Thank you. I'll see what I can do.

If I do come across anything I'll let you know. I'm sure you'll be the first to hear about it though.

no prob man!

[uncodlyawwesome]

Probably, I'm pretty fuckin' on top'a shit wwhen it comes to haircare an' the supplies thereof.

[notpanicking]

You know, I've been wondering the same about hairspray.

[mediumdrip]

If I find some gel I'll check for hairspray too.

You'd think people in space still wouldn't want to have bad hair.