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[onteamdyson]

 Okay, super freakin' urgent business right here. 

Who knows that pie-making Ned guy and where can I find him? Does he legit make pies, or is this some ironic mob nickname? If it's the latter, I'm probably going to need someone to make sure I don't end up whacked, sleeping with the fishes, or any other euphemism for DEATH BY MOBSTER!

Thanks for your time.

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[upstairsbrain]

[Kenzi, right? Have a somewhat puzzled Sam.]

Uh... everything okay?

[totallyhisniece]

You better share if you find this magical pie person.

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[onteamdyson]

[Oh my god she didn't scare him off the first time!]

Yes. Fine. Everything is fine and dandy and will be made even more fine with PIE! I'll totally save you some if this is a real thing.

[onteamdyson]

Dude, you know I will. It's like some beautiful myth right now, I'm psyched.

[andblockbuster]

Weirdest name for a mobster ever.

[onteamdyson]

Probably a better choice than Johnny the Rat. Mobsters have weird names, Topher, it happens! Just... don't ever say that to their faces.

[Worst old-mob-movie-voice EVER] You'll get WASTED, see?

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[upstairsbrain]

[He doesn't get the opportunity to make friends very often back home, considering how often they move around. So, here's a chance!!]

I should let me brother know. He's obsessed with pie.

[Not that Sam doesn't enjoy a good pie, but... Dean's crazed. That's how he sees it, anyway.]

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[angroy]

[This face.]

Never...heard of him.

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[onteamdyson]

... Thanks... for the input?

[Useless mask guy.] Hey, are you related to Zorro?

[andblockbuster]

[This is why you're his bro, Kenzi.] He did make it onto that weird list. So unless Smiley's an all-American kind of creepy ghost in the machine...

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[onteamdyson]

You have a pie-obsessed brother and you didn't tell me in that five minutes I was verbally accosting you when we first met?! Sam... [She places her hand over her heart] I'm hurt.

Is he as adorable as you?

[totallyhisniece]

The most important question has yet to be answered though, Kenz.



What kind of pie?

[onteamdyson]

Hey! Canadians like pie, too. You can't just claim pie. You guys get apple, at least give us pumpkin or something.

What are the chances the list is actually a list of people that can cook REALLY well? Tate's kind of awesome at pizza-making.

[onteamdyson]

Can I just say all the pie without being judged? Or is that not how this works?

[It could be worse. She could want ALL THE PIE AT ONCE.]

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[angroy]

If I come across a pie guy, you'll be the first to know.

[HE GUESSES. Wait, what?]

No. What gave you that idea?

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[upstairsbrain]

[ajpsajpgdha--]

He-- [Pause. Not sure how to respond.]

... I'm not sure I'm the right person to... be the judge for that?

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[onteamdyson]

I like this pie chain of information. This is good. Let's stick with that.

[Just. Smirking.] The mask is giving you away. Don't try to deny having ties with a spanish, z-carving legend.

[totallyhisniece]

Hey, I won't judge you about pie, pie is serious business.

[It's times like this she actually kind of misses Wally. A little.]

You really think you'll have issues with this guy? I could tail you, keep an eye on you.

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[onteamdyson]

Right. Might be a little creepy if you went around saying how adorable your brother is. I think it's only acceptable up to like... age five. Is he stuck here, too?

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[upstairsbrain]

Maybe. [He cracks a grin anyway.]

Yeah, he's been here longer than I have. Name's Dean.

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[angroy]

Works for me.

[There is nothing to smirk about, lady. And now he's thinking about getting rid of that mask.] But he's not even real.

[onteamdyson]

ONLY if he's the ironic mobster. I dunno, he's on that list. How about I put you on speed dial?

[Kenzi probably has Wally's appetite if that helps.]

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[fly_like_pie]

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????]

Ah... huh, that's me and I'm not a mobster. Baker's oath.

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[onteamdyson]

[Don't smile at her like that! Now she's getting all blushy.]

Don't think I've met him yet. Maybe if we ever hang out in person, you could introduce us or something.

[SEE? That was so lame. Her shield of coolness is falling apart!]

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[onteamdyson]

[RUINING YOUR LIFE!]

BAKER? You seriously make pies? Can you make them here? Have there been pie parties I wasn't invited to?!

I'm Kenzi, please be my friend! As a friendship token, you can make me pie.