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[divaricate]

[Wanda feels like everyone she's met here in her short tenure on this planet so far -- about four months -- has gone missing (maybe sent back home? who knows?) within days or weeks. It's getting kind of hard to not take it personally. Coupled with her recent experience in which she came back here after experiencing a very personal loss back home, it's putting her that much more on edge.]

Has anyone seen Steve Rogers recently? He wears a lot of red, white, and blue.

[There are also two or three other people she's noticed haven't been around the past couple of days, but she only asks about Steve. That's all she has the energy for. Plus, Steve would probably ask about her if she went missing like this; she should do it for him, too.

That's it, that's the text.]

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mechanic

[letmetakeaselfie]

[ tony had been so caught up in looking for bucky and keeping an eye on wanda that... steve had somehow fallen by the wayside. he feels terrible. how long has he been gone? ]

Time for another search party.

[divaricate]

let's do it. digby can help.

also.

we need gps trackers here.

fyi.

[letmetakeaselfie]

He's pretty good
For a dog.

On it

[divaricate]

do you have the stuff to make them because i ..... don't.

i just know that if you go missing next i'm gonna punch you in the face.

[that makes no sense because if he were missing she wouldn't be able to, but shhhhhhh logic is banned for right now.]

[letmetakeaselfie]

I don't like being punched so you're safe.
I'm already working on them.
I don't even let Pepper keep tabs on me like this so feel special ♥

[divaricate]

good because i suck at punching.

that's what happens when people get stuck on an alien planet. tabs are kept. we can make the nsa jealous with our tab keeping. also i will but i also feel like being on a weird alien planet would mean she would keep tabs on you anyway.

[letmetakeaselfie]

Are you any good at choking? That's an old favorite.

I said I didn't let her, not that it stopped her.
And it's so not hard to get one up on the NSA.

1/2

[divaricate]

....this conversation DEFINITELY took a weird turn somewhere.

[Steve would be so proud :| (no he wouldn't be)]

2/2

[divaricate]

fair point. i'm also sure you've gotten one up on the NSA fifty times over at least back home.

when do you want to get started on this search party anyway?

[letmetakeaselfie]

Don't tell me you aren't into a little nonspecific choking now and then.
But no did you really think you were the first person to ever get annoyed with me?

I'm free now.

[divaricate]

Anyone that chokes me, or tries to, in any scenario whatsoever is getting a blast of energy to the entire body. But whatever works for you, I guess.

Oh no, I know I'm not the first. (I say that with 99% less hostility than I would have months ago.)

now is good.

[letmetakeaselfie]

That's fair, but usually these people are bigger than me and I don't have cool light shows to shoot out of my fingers so.
Choking it is.

You know something, months ago that would have offended me. Now I'm like, touched.

Ready when you are, Princess.

[divaricate]

oh good I'm glad. :3 at least we can be on the same page here.

ok I can meet you in five minutes.

text >> action

[letmetakeaselfie]

Alright

Wait. Make it 6

[ he disconnects, but less than seven minutes later he can be found at the mouth of the jungle waiting for wanda with a big yellow dog and his ever present pistol. he seems more distracted even than usual. ]