Firo Prochainezo (
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All right. I’ve got two things.
So if gettin'... um... close to people makes us bleed less, it seems like now would be a good time to get people together to spar. So I’m offerin’ now, if anybody wants to meet in the gym or whatever.
[Because that should work just as well as holding someone’s hand or hugging them, right? And it’s much less weird and embarrassing--Firo's sure that the ship's intending to torture them even more with the "solution" to their problem and he'll do his damndest to get out of it.]
And the second thing I got... Well, it’s kinda gross, so I won’t show it right here. You’re welcome.
[He hesitates, realizing he really should have rehearsed this at some point. How the hell does he explain this?]
I got an eye in my locker. Thought I’d ask around and see if anybody wants it, ‘cause I sure as hell don’t want this thing hangin' around and watchin' me sleep. Somebody said Medical might be interested.
And no, it’s not all gross from sittin’ around. I’ll show you if you want.
[By all rights, it should be kind of gross, given how long ago the jump was. This eye is a bit... special. As most immortal eyes are.]
So if gettin'... um... close to people makes us bleed less, it seems like now would be a good time to get people together to spar. So I’m offerin’ now, if anybody wants to meet in the gym or whatever.
[Because that should work just as well as holding someone’s hand or hugging them, right? And it’s much less weird and embarrassing--Firo's sure that the ship's intending to torture them even more with the "solution" to their problem and he'll do his damndest to get out of it.]
And the second thing I got... Well, it’s kinda gross, so I won’t show it right here. You’re welcome.
[He hesitates, realizing he really should have rehearsed this at some point. How the hell does he explain this?]
I got an eye in my locker. Thought I’d ask around and see if anybody wants it, ‘cause I sure as hell don’t want this thing hangin' around and watchin' me sleep. Somebody said Medical might be interested.
And no, it’s not all gross from sittin’ around. I’ll show you if you want.
[By all rights, it should be kind of gross, given how long ago the jump was. This eye is a bit... special. As most immortal eyes are.]
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But yes, essentially, creepy monster stuff.
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[Somehow that's even more disturbing than random eyeballs.
He lived the sort of life where there were degrees of strangeness to eyeballs.]
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[He thought so from the beginning, but the fact that it's not decaying has pretty much confirmed that. How many other immortals have lost an eye?]
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[Obviously everyone holds onto eyeballs]
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[Thank you, sir, for not reacting in a way that makes him feel weirder than he already does.]
So, can you tell me exactly what they do to these things in Xenogen? What they're lookin' for, I mean. I'm guessin' they don't just poke it over and over.
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[He's pretty sure his head is empty enough to balance out the brains of several experts.]