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[tectus]

[ one day octavia will have something useful to say on the network.

today, unfortunately, is not that day, and the morning after the jump the tranquility is blessed with this little piece of poetry. ]

ATTENTION! SEEKING:
HOTTIES FOR A LITTLE FUN WITH A CUTE (sometimes) BUBBLY BLONDE

MUST:
- not be a dick (non negotiable)
- be attractive (subjective so you know feel free to put your hand up even if you don't think you're a babe)
- have a sensitive side (our blonde here is a little on the shy side when it comes to the lip to lip action)
- not be as dull as watching paint dry (please for the love of all that is good know how to hold a conversation)
- don't be super old. that would be weird.

applications can be made here for review by me (octavia) before being passed onto the blonde. just so you know, she doesn't wind up with anyone weird or creepy.

good work guys, back to your regularly scheduled work or whatever.

[ and, as an afterthought: ]

also, bellamy blake is gone, whatever that means. home, hopefully. just in case he managed to actually make any friends here despite the handicap of being a huge dork. thought you should know.

[ now she's done. ]

Comments

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[cabbagepatching]

please tell me she's like 30 to 45. i have a friend that could use a date.

[Travis no.]

[tectus]

yeeeeaah no she's like 18.

but do you need help getting your friend a date/laid? because i can totally assist with that. we'll find him someone

[cabbagepatching]

damn

oh hey yeah! especially laid, as i'm sure that would improve his mood.

[tectus]

ok so we're aiming 30-45. any other preferences? chicks, dudes, blondes, brunettes? gotta narrow the search field down a little right?

[cabbagepatching]

uhh... idk i guess women is the safest bet. we've never talked about it, but he did used to be married to a woman. he tends to go for like strong independent women with a sense of humor. maybe brunettes? i'm really just taking shots in the dark because he never talks about who he's attracted to.

and jsyk this may be my last action here if he kills me when he sees this. you seem like a nice person. i leave you and Blake all my shit. and please shoot my body off into space like in the movies. that would be hella wicked

[tectus]

i will 100% shoot your body off into space if you die because that does actually sound super cool. but don't worry if you need a place to hide out until he realizes you have his best interests at heart then the oxygen gardens are GREAT for avoiding people. we can hide out from our mad-at-being-signed-up-for-blind-date friends together

[just_be_liz]

[OH MY GOD.]

There isn't going to be enough of your body left to shoot out into space when I'm done with you, Travis.