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[coffeeking]

Hi. If you're new, read this. If you're not new but you've never read this before, read it. If you're not new and you're the personification of a country who thinks I'm an alien, definitely read this.

You can ask questions if you have them. If you can't read, there's a text to voice button.

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[fallasleep]

[ Roy is in the medbay, leaning back against the bed and looking downwards at his tablet. ]

Do you have a map of the ship?

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[coffeeking]

Not really. I know some people were working on one, but it's difficult to make an accurate map when the halls change at random. But most of the aft portion of the ship is relatively safe in that respect, and making your way from say, the Oxygen Gardens to the passenger decks shouldn't pose a problem. You'll learn your way around pretty quickly.

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[fallasleep]

[ A soft, considering sound. ]

Where are the airlocks? Do you know?

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[coffeeking]

Now there's an alarming question. Why do you need to know?

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[fallasleep]

[ A quiet laugh. He doesn't sound particularly amused. ]

Curiosity. I've never been on a spaceship - honestly, I've never heard of one, and it's a little hard for me to believe that's where I am right now.

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[coffeeking]

The airlock is in the shuttle bay, which is coincidentally the same place they keep the windows. If you want a view, that's where I'd recommend going.

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[fallasleep]

The shuttle bay, eh? Are there usually a lot of people there?

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[coffeeking]

You're sounding more and more like you're plotting to throw someone out of the ship.

There's usually a crew of people working in the shuttle bay. I'm sorry if that foils your dastardly plans.

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[fallasleep]

[ There's a silence before Roy laughs. There's genuine amusement there, but it's laughter that's mostly characterised by something far darker and harsher. ]

Funny; I'm usually the hero in the stories I tell. [ No, he's really not. ] But don't worry, I'm not plotting to throw someone else out of the ship. [ Note the wording. ]

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[coffeeking]

[Ianto doesn't miss it.]

Ah, the suicidal type? There are easier ways, you know.

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[fallasleep]

Are there.

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[coffeeking]

Ways that don't involve getting past the flight crew and suffocating or dying of radiation poisoning in space, yes.

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[fallasleep]

[ He drops his head into a hand, leaning forward. ] I'm listening.

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[coffeeking]

First, I think it's mandatory in this sort of situation to ask why.