[After a few seconds the static clears, revealing the face of a rather cheerful young man in a baseball cap. He smiles charmingly at the camera before speaking in a thick Georgian accent.]

Hey there, guys. So, I been here a few weeks now an' I was just wonderin' if there's anything you folks like to do 'round here.

[His hand comes up and he adjusts the white and blue cap, though it looks the same when he's finished.]

I been dyin' just sittin' 'round in my room all day, so... ya know. If somebody wouldn't mind helpin' me out I'd be real grateful. Thanks.

[He offers another smile before ending the feed.]