[By now she's figured out how to turn the thing on and address it right-side-up, and has even ventured into the exciting realm of leaving personal messages.]

[But it would really help if she could actually remember the name or number of the person she wanted to contact.]

Hey. There's a white-haired human somewhere that knew where I could get a spear. Does anyone know him? Or, where I could get a spear? Or even just find things to make a spear?

[She misses a proper spear, man.]