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[ DING ~ DING ~ DING; what kind of sound do the HIGHLY ADVANCED PA SYSTEMS EVEN MAKE OKAY? The sounds of ALAN RICKMAN and a thirteen year old cool kid grace your ears, Tranquility. Unfortunately this is over the PA Systems, and you can't unhear this drivel or set it to mute.
blue = sherlock
red = dave ]
I am not reciting the lines of your Earth's slam poetry, 'Bow Chika Wow Wow', David. The premise is ridiculous.
It's Dave. David is your bible-thumping cousin who lives with his mom, christ, and dude you literally just said it. Again, with feeling.
Yes, but we've been over this. I am not rapping out the rest of the song with you, or passing air through my mouth to make noises you deem as music.
I've told you it's called beatboxing and it's one of the finest arts known to mankind.
You wouldn't know fine art if Van Gogh hit you on the head with his missing ear.
If the dude's going around whacking kids with his own severed features then he's crazier than Art Attack made him out to be.
[ The sound of a face hitting a palm]
Welcome to Radio Free Tranquility, this is Dave the Rave and co-host: Sherlock Holmes. On the list of things I am not doing, appending myself with a superfluous title, Dave is under item twenty-two. Had you bothered to read my list- Shercock Homeboy.
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[ We'll both be responding and tagging around! ]
blue = sherlock
red = dave ]
I am not reciting the lines of your Earth's slam poetry, 'Bow Chika Wow Wow', David. The premise is ridiculous.
It's Dave. David is your bible-thumping cousin who lives with his mom, christ, and dude you literally just said it. Again, with feeling.
Yes, but we've been over this. I am not rapping out the rest of the song with you, or passing air through my mouth to make noises you deem as music.
I've told you it's called beatboxing and it's one of the finest arts known to mankind.
You wouldn't know fine art if Van Gogh hit you on the head with his missing ear.
If the dude's going around whacking kids with his own severed features then he's crazier than Art Attack made him out to be.
[ The sound of a face hitting a palm]
Welcome to Radio Free Tranquility, this is Dave the Rave and co-host: Sherlock Holmes. On the list of things I am not doing, appending myself with a superfluous title, Dave is under item twenty-two. Had you bothered to read my list- Shercock Homeboy.
( Your Announcements Behind the Cut )
[ We'll both be responding and tagging around! ]
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