Wwell no fuckin' shit I'm tryin' to savve my owwn ass, wwhat the fuck do you think? Seriously, you wwent all, "oh, I'm not gonna kill you or go psychotic an' bloww evverythin' up," so a'course wwhen I see you flippin' your lid, I'm gonna say somethin' to try an' make you... not fuckin' angry.
[He listens to all that blowing-up, smashing-shit crap wind down.] But the other fuckin' reason I'm tryin' to calm you dowwn is so you don't do somethin' you regret. [Because he knows what that's like! Hey, Jack, guess who's empathizing with you a little bit??] I'm tryin' to be fuckin' nice, all right?
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Wwell no fuckin' shit I'm tryin' to savve my owwn ass, wwhat the fuck do you think? Seriously, you wwent all, "oh, I'm not gonna kill you or go psychotic an' bloww evverythin' up," so a'course wwhen I see you flippin' your lid, I'm gonna say somethin' to try an' make you... not fuckin' angry.
[He listens to all that blowing-up, smashing-shit crap wind down.] But the other fuckin' reason I'm tryin' to calm you dowwn is so you don't do somethin' you regret. [Because he knows what that's like! Hey, Jack, guess who's empathizing with you a little bit??] I'm tryin' to be fuckin' nice, all right?