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[When the video feed starts, two masked figures are hunched over, staring into the camera. Both Blonde. Both in costume. Something... not quite right. There's definitely something a little off. The one in green speaks first. Artemis? Did you hair get shorter? And... are you filling out the costume a bit more?

Similarly, the chest area of Steph’s costume might look a little lumpy but that has nothing to do with the socks that were stuffed in there. No way. And the longer hair is totally because of extensions, bet you didn’t know there were hair extensions in space.

Those close to the girls will probably have realised that they switched costumes. How else are they going to tell if their friends are possessed or not? Exactly.]

Okay, it's on. Team, report in! You know who you are. Plus Hayley, Oxford, and.... Crane. I guess. Whatever.

Word. And don’t even bother trying to trick us with your demony ways, we will totally know.

[That gets a look from “Artemis”, though, and “Steph” just grins.]

What? You talk like that.

When!? When do I ever-- Yeah. What Batgirl said! Seriously, though, we’ll know.

… And insert dry comment about beating dudes up here.

[They are clearly the best at this. Good teamwork, girls.]

((ooc: Purple is Steph, green is Artemis!))

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I'm starting to think this isn't going to work out as well as we thought it would.

Was that before or after the whole- [ Socks down the shirt... ] tripping over your "own names" thing?

[ You can bet your sweet ass he used fingerquotes. ]

What? No! It's working just fine! Robin totally knew because he's Robin! Crazy body-snatchers? They won't know and that's the POINT-- Oh my god, how do you breathe in this top?

[Her tummy is cold. :( ]

If they should know us and they don't know us, they're probably not who they should be and we don't know them! Got it?!

[Deadpan. She kind of doesn't like you for a minute, Steph.]

It fits me fine. It won't after I get it back, though...

[ Wow, there was- absolutely no way to make a clean getaway out of this conversation without admittedly having looked at something inappropriate, he's just gonna- ]

Everyone's- shirts are fine. Look! The plan wasn't a bad idea. I promise. Just, uh, maybe a little something in the execution.

It worked on you, didn't it?

[Eyebrow of DOOM, Robin. Doom. Artemis also gets a friendly arm-shove.]

Have you talked to ... Red Robin? Or Red Hood? The heck is it with you guys and red?

What's Crane up to? What is going on with everyone!?

[Oh, nice one Steph. Artemis friendly arm-shoves back.]

I haven't, I don't think. [Who cares if that question wasn't for her, she's answering it anyway bitches.] And it's robins, dude, robins typically have red somewhere, they are part red.

[Duh.]

Edited (SPELLING IS HARD) 2012-04-26 02:53 (UTC)

[ wait what ]

It worked on- Do you know who trains me? Do you remember who trains me? [ God, Steph, insulting his detective skills. ] Besides, I just wear red, there's no red in my name.

[ Right? He's gonna squint at her for a second as if for agreement on this. ]

And I... haven't really. [ Haven't really been looking. Or actually have been looking insatiably and haven't really pursued them otherwise. ] Either.

What-- no, I mean the testing part. You saw through the clever ruse and totally knew it was us, meaning you AREN'T a whatever. Crazyperson. If you didn't know, then I'd be worried. We expected you to know.

[Okay, so neither of them had talked to her boys. THE BOYS! ... Those... guys.]

Perfect. So much for a team meeting. We're a team of three. Sans muskets.

[What?]

What? What do muskets have to do with anything?

[She hasn't seen those movies Steph. Clearly there needs to be a movie night. Robin is so invited.]

Okay, sure, but- On the contrary, how do we know supposed demons can't retain the memories of their host? Is that too Jay Anson? We don't know enough about them, is basically what I'm saying.

[ - And then onto arguably more important things. ]

How do you not get that reference.

[GLOWER.]

Oh don't you get started on me too. Do you know how long it took her to calm down after I told her I had never had one of those chocolate eggs with the cream stuff inside? Like an hour. And the tinsel conversation, oh my god.

[These are the important things, right?]

[Oh god, she's making the face. The horrible, stabbed in the heart face. She just hugs Artemis and doesn't say a damn word because it really did take a long time to calm her down the first time.]

... We need salt.

[ Dick just holds up a hand of retreat, eyebrows raising. ] I'd ask how you guys had an entire conversation about tinsel, but you're still dressed as each other, so I'm guessing your conversations go to some weird places. Probably. But you're not missing on much with the Cadbury. [ And then to Steph. ] Blasphemy, I know.

Why salt?

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