mutelunatic: ([relaxed] a moment of downtime)
chell ([personal profile] mutelunatic) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-04-09 10:29 pm

text to video

i've been told i'm a good jumper.

guess i'm still here.

remember: "don't believe everything they tell you."

we have liars on the ship.


[that cryptic message was brought to you by Chell! except not really! in fact it was brought to you by a demon sorting through its new supply of memories from its new host but shhhhh no one knows that yet.

five minutes pass, and then a video feed pops up. it's of a woman sitting on the bed in her room. half her lip is quirked up into a somewhat eerie smile that resembles a sort of stubborn annoyance.

she opens her mouth for a second, and there's a slight crack. she draws her hand to her throat, eyebrows stitching up with agitation. she tries again. the voice...yes, the voice that comes out is quiet, and coarse from what could be years of lack of use. but it can be heard.
]

Maybe...

[that's right. she's talking. there's a pause as she regains her breath.]

Maybe I can...tell you about a liar. [a pause, and she swallows] Maybe even...two.

[her hand is at her throat and there's a cough as though to clear it.]

First I guess I should...say hello.

[a pause for effect. it has a handle of her memories now.]

Or...apple.
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (i am thinking really hard about algebra)

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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah yeah whatever blah blah cryptic messages from the Lady that's nothing new.

MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE ANOTHER VOICEMAIL...

A voicemail about how he is starting to suspect that maybe she is ignoring him and that possibly it would be a good idea for them to get together and have sandwiches and talk or--
]
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (bam hacked)

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[WAIT

WAIT HANG ON

WAIT I KNOW

SOMETHING IS

AMISS

HERE

OH MY GOD...
]
testgasm: (you did what)

[audio] --> [video]

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I--

[oh god oh man oh god oh man]

You said apple!

[sweet robot jesus wait no hang on there's the sound of fumbling and then BOOM video]

You can talk! You could--could you talk this whole time?
testgasm: (BUT WHY IS THE EUPHORIA GONE)

Re: [video]

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[The look on his face right now can only be accurately described in the form of a keysmash

KGJDSFHJDGLKFLJ
]

But you--

I--

--and the brain damage--

and you--

THE WHOLE TIME!?
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (nope)

[woops permavid]

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[THE WHOLE TIMESJGSKETHEJRKLKGFGKKLHDJ]

Why didn't you say something!?
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (bored bored bored bored)

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[aaashgdkjlathgweeyrufdkjbgafdjkh]

Do you--do you have any idea how much easier it would have been if you'd just talked to me? Could've saved us--we could have avoided so many problems! Could've told me that you murdered Her, could've stopped me from getting crushed, could've--

I can go on. If you want. Loads of trouble, dodged.
Edited 2012-04-10 05:27 (UTC)
handelaar: (...this is an important matter)

video

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-04-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[So he's vaguely paying attention, but mostly he's in it for the workout his eyes get as they roll in their sockets.

Until he hears something. He allows himself to express his utter shock off-screen, before he responds. By the time he answers he's, well. As pissy and neutral as he ever is, really.

She knows his number, so he'll cut to the chase and switch to video.]


What about liars, then.

[Liars first, interrogation, second.]
handelaar: (derpa derpa let's play chill)

meh perma vid I'm lazy

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-04-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's Willem the Silent.

[Anyway.]

Not here to get bitched over.
handelaar: (um no)

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-04-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Really, is she gonna start this shit again.]

Really. This is boring as hell.
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (i changed my mind about the libido thing)

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-04-10 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[It's sort of slow, because it's Wheatley, and he, as a rule, takes just a little bit longer to make connections, but his expression is slowly shifting from one of confusion and bewilderment to petulance. He's offended. He just needs to figure out that he's offended.

Maybe give him a second.
]

I think so! [Because it is most definitely his opinion that matters the most.]

Look, if--if you were about to be crushed, I would have--I would have most certainly prevented it. That's what I would've done, back when we first met.

And--and it's not like it would've been hard. Just an Oi, GLaDOS, he's got nothing to do with this, maybe just put him back on his rail. No crushing necessary! Sufficient.
Edited 2012-04-10 05:49 (UTC)
cave_johnson: (try to remember which skin is yours)

[voice]

[personal profile] cave_johnson 2012-04-10 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you got your vocal chords working again, test subject. Good for you--natural tissue regeneration is something humans don't typically exhibit even under the best of circumstances.

Unless you are in fact, not human, and some human-like variation of talking salamander or newt. Or a hybrid. Question for the ages.

Better question: why aren't you down in the Science Department sharing some of that tissue regeneration and good jumping with the rest of humanity?
daughteroflight: ooerabitrude @ lj (they're calling at me)

[video]

[personal profile] daughteroflight 2012-04-10 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey! Hello to you too.

[ DG's pleased by this development. she'd accepted the text because...yeah, always good to be reminded of that, but then Chell came back and spoke. it's worth a smile at the very least. ]

What are they lying about?
20mentholkools: (about who the livest)

voice;

[personal profile] 20mentholkools 2012-04-10 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
There are always liars.
bottlearum: (Bitch what.)

[personal profile] bottlearum 2012-04-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He raises an eyebrow.]

An' who exactly is lyin', luv?

[Jack is ready to hear all the stories.]

[personal profile] artistextraordinaire 2012-04-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Lying about what, that's the question.

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