oo1. video. (un: CHAMPOIN.)

[queasycrow]

I've made some sticks.

[ The video begins as if in mid conversation, because hey, we're all friends, here. Hawke's voice is audible as the speaker, but the feed is pointed downwards, where a cluster of -- indeed -- sticks are gathered on the ground. Or rather, roughly crafted staves. A sense of scale gives the impression that they're at least five to six foot in length, trimmed and mostly polished smooth, ends blunted. The video doesn't move from this view throughout. ]

They're for hitting one another with, although allegedly, some skill goes into it. Not fancy, when compared to your amazing thunder blast wands [ he knows they're called 'guns', probably ] but at least they don't run out of anything. If you'd like to learn how to hit things with sticks really well, I'll be practicing west of camp. We can have a go at each other. It'll be fun.

[ Definitely for Hawke, anyway. ]

Comments

[anybodies]

I have to share the pain.

how is it that you can't spell but you figured out how to turn your text purple?

Is this where magic and science intersect

[queasycrow]

i can spell i just haven t found the apostrophes because i like mystery
but the purple is definitely sorcery as my fingers are magical

when are you coming to hit me with sticks

private | un: hawkeye

[alsohawkeye]

If we could change our own usernames without a bunch of hassle I'd change mine to "sorcery" just for today.

private |

[queasycrow]

credit where it is due
i just didn t want you flooded with people driven mad by jealousy

how much hassle is hassle

[anybodies]

Oh i see

what does champoin mean

[queasycrow]

it s orlesian for champion

[anybodies]

what's orlesian for
I guess i could whack your butt with a stick right now

[except not really. she's due for her next self-pity molt in the next few hours.]

[queasycrow]

from being from orlais
it s a silly place i don t recommend it

good
they are good for training balance and coordination

[anybodies]

i am asking for a translation
Well i was.
i dont want to talk about my balance and coordination.

[queasycrow]

everyone needs balance and coordination

[anybodies]

i dont want to talk about everyeones balance and coordination

[queasycrow]

i get the translation part now
i don t speak that much orlesian
but this is orlesian for fight me with sticks

bataile der sticks moi

text. un: fubar.

[rhyfelgri]

excuse me

He is a lying sack of shit who can't spell

text.

[queasycrow]

says the lady who can t spell
rebar
poobah
fuck bar
i don t know what your name is who is this anyway

text.

[rhyfelgri]

IT'S AN ACRONYM SPELLING CHAMP

and it stands for your typing

fucked up beyond all recognition

text.

[queasycrow]

that s clever actually
who thought of that

text.

[rhyfelgri]

me obviously

text.

[queasycrow]

mysterious and a genius
fight me with sticks

text.

[rhyfelgri]

you can have sticks and I'll fight you with punching and stealing sticks it'll be fun

[anybodies]

I thought as much

you two know each other?

[rhyfelgri]

yeah we go way back

( like a whole three months or something. you might think they've known each other a lot longer from the way they interact, but that's mainly because things are wrong with both of them. )

back to his days in the spelling bee

It was carnage

[anybodies]

nice of you to support him.

Or were you on the next chair, out for alphabetical blood?

[rhyfelgri]

gimme any word you got gorgeous I'll spell the hell out of it

[anybodies]

are you going to his stick classes?

No need to translate. or re-spell. just the question

[rhyfelgri]

not to learn