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[lifescience]

Hello everyone. This is Jemma Simmons. I don't come with any news or even warnings really, just more of a general reminder.

A reminder that whatever you do, please be careful doing it. Things are happening every day, and we still obviously have a lot to learn. This is an alien planet, and we have to assume that everything here will continue to try to kill us.

We've done incredibly well. But I know we don't want to lose anyone.

Anyway, that's it. As always, if I can be of any assistance, or if you're injured, please see me as soon as possible. Thank you.

Oh, and Clarke. I'm ready to get started at your convenience.

Comments

[divaricate]

That ... does make for solid encouragement to not wander too far.

As for the robots, yes, I do mean Sokovia and Ultron. Were you there?

[lifescience]

Well, there's only so far that one can wander. Traveling too far results in everything from nosebleeds to unconsciousness.

Yes, I was watching it quite closely. I'm a S.h.i.e.l.d. agent. Or was, before coming here.

[divaricate]

I had heard, though was thinking about testing that theory. Was.

"Complicated" is probably the shortest way to describe the relationship S.h.i.e.l.d. and I have. My brother and I were the two that survived the tests List and von Strucker were doing, so we could help defend Sokovia.

[lifescience]

I think "complicated" is a good way of describing S.h.i.e.l.d. in general these days.

You're the ones who assisted Captain Rogers as well? aren't you?

[divaricate]

That was us, trying to assist him and the rest of his team. I was still on a section of flying city -- I think we all were, it was hectic -- before I woke up here in that weird stuff, so I have no idea what happened as the end result. But, yes, I can say that were were tying at least.

[lifescience]

I can put your mind at ease.

I also have a bit of a question, if you'll humor me.

[divaricate]

That would be appreciated. And of course, what's the one on your mind?

[lifescience]

It's about Captain Rogers. Is his shoulder to waist ratio as impressive in person as it is in his file?

[divaricate]

Using the 1 (bad) to 5 (good) scale? I would say he is at 5. So, yes. He has very nice arms especially. Thor, I would call 4.8 -- and everyone else is in the range of anywhere between 3.0 and 4.0, except Tony at 1.5

[lifescience]

Ha! I knew it. Daisy and I have debated this at length, but she always had Thor at the slight advantage.

[divaricate]

It is definitely close. In order, I would say: Steve, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Tony. How well does that match up with what you had?

[lifescience]

I would probably move Dr. Banner up one spot on sheer brilliance. But the rest sounds perfect.

[divaricate]

It is said that great minds think alike. Both in terms I suppose of you and Banner as you're both doctors, and us for list similarity.

Why are all s.h.i.e.l.d agents not this fun?