Eiri Yuki (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
heartchart) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
ataraxion2015-07-27 06:55 pm
heartchart) wrote in ataraxion2015-07-27 06:55 pm
[Audio, backdated to mid July]
This is Eiri Yuki.
[A brief pause.]
So look.
[The voice on the feed is deep and smooth, and sounds more than a little irritated despite the fact that nothing is really even going on to irritate him.]
Normally, I'm not exactly what you'd call a host, but this is a unique situation.
You could say I overreacted the other day. Got really upset about something and cooked a bunch of food I don't need to cheer up. And obviously I only have one stomach. If anyone wants to come get some, they can have whatever. I made some breads, cookies, things like that. None of it needs refrigerated.
I'm on floor three, room 50 right now. I move around a lot, but I'll stay here for long enough to offload some of this shit. I'm not a damn catering service, so what am I gonna do with it otherwise?
[even the sound of the feed disconnecting sounds grumpy]
[A brief pause.]
So look.
[The voice on the feed is deep and smooth, and sounds more than a little irritated despite the fact that nothing is really even going on to irritate him.]
Normally, I'm not exactly what you'd call a host, but this is a unique situation.
You could say I overreacted the other day. Got really upset about something and cooked a bunch of food I don't need to cheer up. And obviously I only have one stomach. If anyone wants to come get some, they can have whatever. I made some breads, cookies, things like that. None of it needs refrigerated.
I'm on floor three, room 50 right now. I move around a lot, but I'll stay here for long enough to offload some of this shit. I'm not a damn catering service, so what am I gonna do with it otherwise?
[even the sound of the feed disconnecting sounds grumpy]
voice.
Are you certain it's real?
voice.
What are you talking about?
voice.
voice.
Well now that you mention it...
I guess there was some of this bizarre, really specific flour I'd only ever been able to find in Shinjuku. I didn't think too much of it.
Shit. I haven't really been eating much but this shit, since I made so much without thinking.
I'm probably starving to death, aren't I?
God damn it.
voice.
[ What's optimism? We just don't know. ]