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timaeusTestified [TT] Dirk Strider ([personal profile] syllogism) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-03-13 10:42 pm

XX1: Getting to Know You

That debacle was pretty much something out of an extra terrestrial movie where various sentient beings are abducted from their home planets and jam-jarred for observation. The subjects are convinced that their confinement is inescapable, gradually assume complacency, and adapt to their new lives under the oppressive scrutiny of a humongous totalitarian microscope. They eventually all but forget Big Brother's watchful eyes behind concealed cameras recording everything down to the minutiae of their daily lives, and any genre-savvy movie enthusiast could easily tell you what's soon to follow.

It's actually not half bad. I'm sure someone out there has had it worse.

Let's get down to business. I'm taking a roll call.

Raise your hand if you're familiar with any of the following chumhandles:
  • gutsyGumshoe
  • tipsyGnostalgic
  • golgothasTerror
If you're not one of them, that's also cool. I'm not going to be disappointed.
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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-15 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
youre typing in his color
if youre not him then who the fuck are you
barkstabbark: (♟ someone's gonna get shoan my STABS)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-15 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ds is a pair of initials not a name
unless youre a carapace
which i fucking doubt
never met a dersite or prospitian who did the ugly font color shit

so are you a human or a troll
or something else
barkstabbark: (♟ chillin)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-15 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
not a hell of a lot
but its the fucking color thats bothering me
its not like theres only a handful of colors to choose from
but somehow you pick the same damn shade
almost exactly
and youre a player too
isnt that a funny coincidence
but youre not a knight
more like a prince maybe

fine then
ill take a fucking shot at it myself

does the s stand for strider
barkstabbark: (♟ I hate everyone ever)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-17 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
guess it doesnt really make a difference
but if youre who i think you are
thatd make you pretty fucking interesting

you know anything about scratches kid
barkstabbark: (♟ resisting like a motherfucker)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-18 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
this isnt your fucking session
and im not your enemy
unless you wanna make me one

how about this
i answer one of your questions and you answer one of mine
sound fair
barkstabbark: (♟ blue noir)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-19 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
whats your name
your FULL human name none of this ds shit
barkstabbark: (♟ you just mad cause im styling)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
what seriously
thats your name
hahaha wow no wonder you never fucking told anyone

im not an agent anymore
if you wanna get technical i never was one
but if you know that much about the game you should know who the archagent is
barkstabbark: (♟ dont go there grrlfriend)

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[personal profile] barkstabbark 2012-03-21 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
because youre a fucking strider
if youre not dave youve gotta be the other one
and theres only one way youd end up being a player
thats pretty fucking interesting if you ask me

its exarchagent
call me jack