Marty Mikalski (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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ataraxion2015-02-08 07:38 pm
foolproofed) wrote in ataraxion2015-02-08 07:38 pm
[Voice.] + [Radio(?).]
Hi, hey, howdy, konnichiwa, what's up, and how's it hangin' — been a while since I did one of these.
I mean, it's been a while for this place, anyway; I'm still wrapping my head around, you know, the whole "you were gone for like months" thing when I feel like I've never left. Pretty fucked up, right? I feel cheated out of some trauma or whatever. Good times. But seriously, I've heard it's been as rough as it ever is; hope you guys have been hanging in there. I've only been back a month but it feels kind of tense after that spooky monster problem.
[That said, Marty is actually in a great goddamn mood, so he's gonna damn well spread his cheer.]
As payment, I like to formally introduce you to Marty's Power Hour here aboard the Horror Ship Ala Mode. If you've got any Top 100 Songs from the 80's, 90's, or early 2000's, just shoot me a request and I'll see what I got! I can't guarantee anything, but at least you guys can always clean your weird ol' space rooms to the beat of some of the greatest Earth hits ever. Featuring mostly old pop and rap, because those are the single most important genres of all time. No offense, rock, plenty offense to country.
[SHOTS FIRED]
Here's a good ol' classic, from me to you! Don't do drugs, kids, unless her name is Mary Jane.
[HOLLA TRANQUILITY, HERE'S TO ANOTHER MONTH WHERE HOPEFULLY NOTHING ELSE WILL GO WRONG FOR FIVE MINUTES.]
I mean, it's been a while for this place, anyway; I'm still wrapping my head around, you know, the whole "you were gone for like months" thing when I feel like I've never left. Pretty fucked up, right? I feel cheated out of some trauma or whatever. Good times. But seriously, I've heard it's been as rough as it ever is; hope you guys have been hanging in there. I've only been back a month but it feels kind of tense after that spooky monster problem.
[That said, Marty is actually in a great goddamn mood, so he's gonna damn well spread his cheer.]
As payment, I like to formally introduce you to Marty's Power Hour here aboard the Horror Ship Ala Mode. If you've got any Top 100 Songs from the 80's, 90's, or early 2000's, just shoot me a request and I'll see what I got! I can't guarantee anything, but at least you guys can always clean your weird ol' space rooms to the beat of some of the greatest Earth hits ever. Featuring mostly old pop and rap, because those are the single most important genres of all time. No offense, rock, plenty offense to country.
[SHOTS FIRED]
Here's a good ol' classic, from me to you! Don't do drugs, kids, unless her name is Mary Jane.
And just for your information, I do know the entire dance routine, thanks.
[There's a click, and his shitty old self-fixed CD player is spinning out a tune:]
[There's a click, and his shitty old self-fixed CD player is spinning out a tune:]
[HOLLA TRANQUILITY, HERE'S TO ANOTHER MONTH WHERE HOPEFULLY NOTHING ELSE WILL GO WRONG FOR FIVE MINUTES.]
voice.
[I'M SORRY OKAY I AM JUST TOO STONER]
If it helps, I'm totally... trying... to cut back.
Like, a joint or two.
voice.
Just try not to smoke near my room in the middle of the night.
voice.
Promise.
voice.