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[Looks like someone forgot to make this audio only. Looks like someone is feeling a little tipsy...

... Looks like KENZI is sitting on the floor of a hallway, staring at camera like it's something she's never seen before.]

This boat SUCKS MONKEY BALLS! I mean it literally... just-- it ... if it had a mouth. Monkeys would sit-- on the...

Monkeys are douches.

[She looks up, confused, and rubs at her eye] I don't remember where I put my bed... or my Bo. You guys-- you are so lame. And I can't-- WHERE is my fucked up guardian angel-dog-sword-guy? Or the cute kid. And the other kid. And the one with the sunglasses INSIDE! You don't need sunglasses inside SPACE, Robin!

[The feed cuts when she drops the device.]

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[Artemis is just going to kind of.

Poke you.

With her foot. Because what the actual fuck is wrong with you, Kenzi.]

You alive in there?

[Kenzi is just going to kind of look up at Artemis pathetically and make grabby hands]

Replacement Lauren! Where have you been all my life?

[Oh god why what is this. She just kind of ignores those hands grabbing at her.]

It's Artemis, actually. Exactly how much have you had to drink?

Exactly as much as your face.

[Ooooh, burn. Score one for the drunk chick. Where did she even get that much booze? Likely stolen.]

Exactly where the hell am I?

On the floor, mostly. I was going to help you up but uh.

[She's not really all about picking up someone who looks so... slithery. Can you even stand up, Kenzi? Would you get more than two feet before collapsing all over again?]

PSSSSSSSSSSHT! [That was a very long 'psht']

I don't even NEED your help.

[The answer to that question is no. No she can't. Also, the answer to the question "can you faceplant into the floor from two feet above it" is yes. Yes she can.

Clearly you are completely capable of handling this all on your own, you're right. Whatever was I thinking.

[Lucky for Kenzi Artemis has started carrying around a small canteen ever since the whole lost in the corridors forever thing. She tosses it into Kenzi's lap because clearly someone needs to stay hydrated.]

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*cube. augh I can type

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that makes more sense. I was just picturing this awesome metal bear man

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Space is very bright, I'll have you know.

Show me ONE window. ONE! ... maybe two.

... Stop. Spinning around!

You don't need a window if you have lightbulbs.

[ He pauses, and grins a little. ] Sittin' still. Having fun over there?

You don't need lightbulbs if you... something something witty something.

YES! I am having more fun than ANYONE ELSE around here! Because here is full of SUCK! [She was honestly hoping she'd be back home by now and this would all be a stupid dream]

I demand a refund. This cruise is whack.

You have totally got to work on your descriptions.

My descriptions are awesome! They're sooooooooo descriptive. [Point, Tate. Point.]

Who is this? A different kid?!

Dunno, you've mentioned a few of them.

AND I SHALL CALL YOU ...... blondekid. [Adding to her vast collection of various kids-- wow, that sounds horrible when you put it like that.]

I'm Kenzi.

What are you drinking and why aren't you sharing?

All the shitty wine and you're face is too young!

... Come find me and I just might-- feel a little more ... generous. [She smiles slowly, trying to be smooth and failing because alcohol.]

[it's funny. sick and funny. it'd be too easy.]

That a promise?

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... "Fucked up guardian angel-dog-sword-guy"? [this face forever]

You've gotta be kidding me.

JACK! Jack! There you are! Good boy! Gooooooood boy. Come here, Jack! Come find me! I'm lost and.... I'm ... incredibly wasted.

[So much so that she starts laughing and ends up sobbing a little]

I'm not your fucking dog, bitchface!

[he doesn't really care about her, but MORE IMPORTANTLY: she is incredibly wasted. that means she has booze.

a worthy cause.]

Where the fuck did you get yourself lost?

Don't yell at me! You're supposed to HELP me, creepyalienguy! That's what fairydogmothers DO!

[Yep. She still thinks that's the only explanation for him knowing who she is]

If I knew that, I wouldn't be loooooost!

What the fuck, I'm not your... whatever the hell that's supposed to mean! [he doesn't even want to repeat it]

Can't you just get unlost? I'm not gonna hunt you down, this ship is fucking massive. [And he's still kind of hallucinating still, it would probably be bad to get himself lost in this state. Too many potential hiding places for clowns and giant plants.]

Where the hell were you last? Or I don't know, what's the fucking floor number you're on?

[Her response is delayed by about fifteen minutes. When the video comes back on, she's sitting on her bed, surrounded by all her stuff.]

I found it. No thanks to YOU! I should totally fire you.

[SO MUCH CONCERN DURING THOSE 15 MINUTES. WHAT IF SHE LOST THE BOOZE???

But it looks like she didn't lose the booze, probably. He just scowls some more.]

Go ahead and do whatever you fucking want, kid. You gonna give me a location now or not?

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