B01: ROBIN > VIDEO

[unfiltrating]

Man, where are the fitness centers on this stupid ship? Place is worse than the Cave --

[ There is a thirteen year old boy with his chin propped, his face distracted and angled into something irritated. It's hard to tell, with the dark and mirrored sunglasses pushed firmly up his nose. ] Totally venient.

I can't just sit here on my butt all day after what I saw in that room, so someone give up the goods, okay?

[ And then, after a pause, a disgruntled, ] thanks.

Robin out.


[ ooc: I'll probably end up using a myriad of icons but just uh. Assume he's basically wearing what he's wearing in the OP icon. Danke! ]

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[totallyhisniece]

I just.

Why.

Why do you hate the English language so much?

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[unfiltrating]

I don't hate it!

It's got severe self-loathing issues and I'm just helping it through its ways, and to see the light! I'm helping.

is M'gann. FISHING in that icon?

[totallyhisniece]

Helping how, exactly? How are you helping by removing all the good prefixes?

NO she's roasting... something over a fire. like a weenie or something idefk

[unfiltrating]

How are they all the GOOD ones? I'm sorry, is there a book somewhere I should read? "Appropriate Prefixes, Suffixes, and Any and All Other Fixes in the English Language".

[video]

[scratched]

[woah you look AND sound like a total douche



thats



cool]

Sorry bro, that look's already patented. Got the rights in my other jumpsuit, gonna have to ask you to leave the premises or be escorted out by ironically trained professionals.

[video]

[unfiltrating]

[ they both ]

[ wear sunglasse? dick doesn't get it ]

Sir, I'm gonna need to see some proof of purchase on that patent? Otherwise, I ain't budging. [ He grins, and presses the sunglasses up his nose with an index finger. ] It suits me.

[video]

[scratched]

Haha, oh man [yeah literally just said `ha ha` that is how amusing this is], look dude, it's kind of cute how you think you can pull this off, but mostly just fucking sad.

Hell, I'm such a charitable dude I'll offer you some tips straight from the bottom of my heart. I bet pretty much everyone with two brain cells to rub together can fire off the axons you're talking like that because you think it actually sounds dope, instead of talking like that because it sounds incredibly lame and that's what makes it dope.

[video]

[unfiltrating]

[ yep that sure is dave strider saying 'ha ha' out loud ]

What? Nah, dude, you don't have to get all ironical about it; it just sounds cool the way it is. It's like taking the English language for a test drive. [ Beat. ] In the Alps. [ Another beat. ] Wait, so that's totally what YOU'RE doing. Like dressing up your voice for Halloween after it already his pubescence. Cool.

[bottlearum]

..I'm sorry, what.

[He barely understood like, two words of all that.]

[unfiltrating]

You know, like a gym? Like a place to exercise?

[ wow this guy is not very bright but that is okay, he's met worse ]

[ he is friends with wally after all ]

[bottlearum]

[Oh, okay, that makes much more sense now, he supposes.]

Aye! There's one of them around here!

[He's been to one, he would know.]

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[purrfectlycute]

[ OH BOY MORE KIDS thank goodness! the sheer ratio of adults to children was starting to get unnerving. ]

:33 < whats wrong with caves?
:33 < theyre purrfectly comfurtable if you know how to make the most of it!

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[unfiltrating]

[ It takes him a moment. He almost corrected her, BUT THEN. ]

Heh, they're cat puns. Cool, I get it.

There's nothing wrong with caves! Even if they can get a little lonely. Caves are cool. They feel like home.

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < h33h33, yep!
:33 < its kinda my thing
:33 < not to mention theyre surpurrisingly fun!
:33 < ill admit, ive never really met anyone else who considers caves to be home
:33 < ESPECIALLY not a human!
:33 < or um
:33 < human-like purrson
:33 < did you live in one too?

[video]

[profligates]

It could be worse. We could all be in some kind of prison. Bars on the window and all that.

[video]

[unfiltrating]

[ Robin snorts. ] Prisons are easier to break out of. [ Wait. That probably makes him sound like a criminal. ] Well. Than space.

Prisons have fitness centers, you know.

[video]

[profligates]

Haven't been in prison before, so I wouldn't know. [grins.]

You could run around the halls, get some cardio.

[video]

[unfiltrating]

Neither have I! I just guess I've researched them a lot. ...And have a lot of firsthand experience with their inhabitants.

Okay, but what about the other stuff? Water bottles can make for makeshift weights but that stuff's only light muscle definition, so I mean, come on. Where's the real training stuff around here?

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[grndnpnd]

[ Have a guy who looks like he's just come from the gym. Which is to say, a little sweaty. ]

Holodeck.

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[unfiltrating]

[ ... well hey here's someone that probably has it on god authority - Robin actually brightens at the sight. ]

Really?

What've they got? Anything good?

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[grndnpnd]

[ Tommy's shrug is the shrug of someone who doesn't use computers very much. The holodecks remain largely mysterious to him. ]

I got shown a program that runs a basic gym. Punching bags and a bench press and stuff. It's okay.

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[puppydogeyes]

Miles of corridors to run around.
Swimming pools.
What the fuck were you doing living in a cave.

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[unfiltrating]

All cardio and muscle definition. What about flexibility, strength, and weight training?

I was a wolf boy. Being raised by wolves.

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[puppydogeyes]

Flexibility you can do without equipment.
Strength and weights, just find some heavy stuff that isn't nailed down.
Improvise.
Judging by that bullshit, you should be good at it.

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[kleptoluckiac]

[ have a 6 sweep; 13 year old troll. always nice to know their are kids around. ]

Hahahahahahahaha!
How pathetic.
If you actually looooooooked you wouldn't have a pro8lem finding the gym!
And what's this a8out a cave anyways?