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ATTENTION TQ!!

so i noticd that no one knows how to do pretty much anything and i figure as long as were all stuck in the same plae with the same people there are at least a few basic things a lot of u should know, esp you new people. theres probably going to be a bunch of people offering to teach you how to cook or work the elevators or whatever or asking you to join departments (you should do that!) but what people WONT tell you is that the ship isnt the only thing that can fuck you up

as long as were all being shoved into close quarters everyone should know how to defend themselves especially if youre small and dont know how to fight someone whose bigger than you r. dont feel like getting jumped in the hall or getting sucked on by a vampire? then i can show you how to take care of yourself

if you want to be in this class fill out this form. if i approve it ill give you a date and time for when were meeting over a secure channel

name:
age:
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skills:
previous experience:

the ship wont let you have a gun if you dont have nanite access but anyone can get a knife so im mostly going to be teaching ppl how to use those. so just go to a kitchen and get one

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ty ill keep u in mind

(masked vigilante. like superhero stuff?)

Just like. I even got a bright uniform and all. Oh, and - since that's the only bit from your form that's missing - I'm fourteen.

whaaaaaaaaaat seriously

thats pretty rad

Why, thank you. My style's a little cramped here, because there are no tall buildings and gargoyles from which to perch, but I'm definitely keeping in shape.

theres some crates on the flight deck u could probably stack them and perch on those

how many guys have you kneecapped? do u kneecap dudes?

wait holy shit can you scissor kick ppl

We don't usually do guns, actually. If I want to go at the knees, it's usually a bola or batarang. Uh. Shuriken-type thing. And, yes on the scissor kick. Though I think my brother's even better at it, and he's ten. And crates're not the same, though I can actually use the shuttles on the flight deck. Usually get my height itch scratched in the Oxygen Garden, though.

thank god ive been looking for some1 who could give a friend a decent scissor kick demo

[In fact she's totally sending Bran a priority message about this right this second.]

You've got it!

[ ... of course, it's not like Bran doesn't know both Damian and Dick already. But the more, the merrier! ]

ill teach u some rad knife tricks if u show my friend and i how 2 do scissor kicks

[Fair trade, right?]

You don't have to do anything in exchange - the fact that you're trying to organize the people here who're least capable of defending themselves to learn? That's good enough. I'll ask my brother if he's feeling up to making a spar match in public, once you get your class organized. That'll probably be interesting for all.

sweet

ill get u details when ive got a list of names and all that good stuff

Cool. May I ask a question?

sure

You don't have to answer it if you don't want to. Or not over the devices. But I was wondering - if you're setting this up, people'll sooner or later figure out who you are. Why go anon for this? Who're you scared of?

ppl r better at keeping their mouths shut here than ud think actually

im not scared im practical

Come on, this is my job. Keeping who you are a secret, or trying to, isn't practical. It takes effort, and it's not just about pushing the 'anon' button you have, here. You've gotta keep careful to keep clues about your identity, as well, and that takes a lot of effort, overall. That's, like, the opposite of practical. Anonymity? There's always a reason for it.

ppl here have short memory
they get distracted or they go away or they just forget

i dont have to hide myself forever i just have to do it long enough for the other ppl to leave

[ That's actually better. 'There are people but I'm not telling you who they are' is something he does accept more readily than 'it's convenient.' And he did tell her that she doesn't have to answer, so. ]

Okay, that works for me. I hope they do go away sooner, rather than later. Let me know when and where for the demo, or if you need extra instructor. I'm pretty easy to get in touch with.

will do ty 4 the help

No prob.

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perma not anon on his end, was e-mail tag.

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and now 100% encrypted.

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all same re anon, and keeping on the encyption.

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