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[handelaar]

[For once, his transmission isn't coming from the Gardens. Instead Netherlands is seated in one of the kitchens - a very, very pristine looking kitchen.]

Anyone needs help moving their shit down to the second level, I can, ah. Help.

[So eloquent. Whatever. He follows it up with a jab of his thumb to the background.]

If you move down here, don't fuck up the kitchen. Keep it clean.

[That said, he shifts in his seat and rattles off the rest, tapping on the table with each statement.]

Agriculture needs people, I've got weed and tobacco to trade, and - need to talk to someone who knows how to make clothes. Or knit. And uh. Got a football if anyone wants to play.

[The real sort of football, not the American kind.]

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[circumitus]

Can offer additional muscle if needed. [Hell, Rey is essentially 130 kilos of muscle.

[She pauses.]

...

Is all.

[She's not particularly certain if she's willing to make any personal commitments by following the herd in the move as well. The gardens suit her just fine, she thinks.]

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[handelaar]

Is all.

[BROW RAISE.]

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[circumitus]

...Yes.

[WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?]

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[forgodssake]

what needs doing, agriculturally?

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[handelaar]

[Rattled off like he has the spiel memorized by now:]

Planting, harvesting, plant maintenance, systems maintenance, livestock, inventory, security.

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[ofthekindlywest]

Pipe weed?

[Bilbo looks hopeful. Little does he know...]

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[handelaar]

Uh. Don't have a pipe.

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[ofthekindlywest]

Oh, that's no trouble at all! I have one of my own!

[Too bad he doesn't think to brandish it in frame to show that he means a tobacco pipe, and not... Well.]

[lostkings]

Now if only I knew how to knit...

[ HEY IT'S THE CHICKEN GUY. or, y'know, the cock guy but whatever either one works. ]

[handelaar]

[ HEY IT'S THAT OTHER GUY cue a subtle double-take as he switches to English. ]

Is that a joke.

[lostkings]

I'd never joke. [ peter stahp this is not how you make friends. with the chicken man. ]

Would almost be convenient to know how to knit.

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[foundafamily]

What kinda football?

[These things get confusing when you've lived all your life in a very Italian part of a U.S. city.]

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[handelaar]

The only kind.

[MIGHT... BE STUBBORN ABOUT IT.]

voice Pff, never be sorry!

[foundafamily]

...Yeah, sure, that helps a lot.

But since you care enough to be a jerk about it, I'm gonna assume you're talkin' about the round kind?

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[de_void]

Uh. Define "knows" how to knit.

[stiles holds up his hands and makes quotes around the word.]

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[handelaar]

Functional. Doesn't look like shit.

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[de_void]

Functional? As in like shirts or socks or whatever?

[kutte]

What're you looking to trade for the weed and tobacco? You got a going rate?

[handelaar]

Depends. Work, usually. Agriculture. No one has good shit here.

[kutte]

So what, a couple hours pulling weeds for a hook-up? I can swing that.

[northerner]

If you've more requests than you can manage, you can call upon me. I've offered my help as well.

[handelaar]

[Robb how are you a real actual person.]

Yeah. [awkward] Ah. Are you - moving?

[northerner]

Aye. My sister and brother have claimed rooms, and I'd not be separated from them. I've locked several to myself, for me and my lady wife.

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[fullmoon]

I can help. Every plant I've ever cared for has died, but I'm all right with animals and—counting, or whatever you need.

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[handelaar]

What kind of animals.