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[starbuckslord]

[ Peter almost wished this was the first time he had ended up snatched onto a strange spaceship and woken up in a pod. Hell, he wished this was the first time it had happened in the last six months, but that wasn't the way his life worked. At least this time it wasn't members of his father's army that had been sent to snatch him up.

Today, Peter's face was going to grace the Tranquility with a touch of amusement. Sure, this wasn't the best of situations, but it wasn't the worst, either. ]

First thing's first, everyone- I'm gonna get the basics out of the way and introduce myself: the name's Peter Quill and in some parts I'm known as Star-Lord. No, I didn't pick the name for myself. [ A beat. ]

I would have gone with "James," to be honest. [ Were people laughing? ]

Anyway, what do you all remember before waking up here? Anything like cracks in the fabric of reality? Seriously, if you saw tentacles, we might have a problem that we shouldn't be having. [ As opposed to problems they should be having, but hey- he went to a lot of trouble to make sure the tentacled horrors of creation didn't come creeping through. ]

And on a final note, if you're with the Spartoi, the Shi'ar, the Kree, or the Badoon: make sure to keep your flarking keesters out of trouble, okay? I don't wanna have to keep on playing cleanup after you guys while we're all stuck here.

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[starbuckslord]

Oh, a surprise. Now I'm intrigued, kid.

[peckish4action]

Ohhh yeah? Then I'm doing it right!

[starbuckslord]

That you are. I'll keep my eyes open for any adverts for "The Dazzling Robin."

[peckish4action]

You're kind of on the right track. I'll let you know when you can catch a show!

[starbuckslord]

Excellent. You're a wonder, kid.

[peckish4action]

Robin, the Boy Wonder. That's me!

See you later, James! Keep your nose clean!

[starbuckslord]

Back at ya.

[peckish4action]

[ Robin's cackle sounds again, and he salutes, and disconnects. ]