murder --1 | video

[heltersskelter]

[the image clicks on to a blonde kid who somehow manages to look like he just stepped out of the 90s despite the regulation jump suit. he's got his feet kicked up on something and he's looking at the communicator like he's watching TV]

So I get that this is probably part of the suspense and everything, but come on. The Birds had a better set up than this, and it wasn't even scary.

Is anyone gonna share what's behind door number one? Or is this, like, you guys are all dead so we need to find an abandoned assault rifle and come down there ourselves?

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[video]

[maleit]

[ The response is an androgynous looking boy, who compulsively tugs down a tan hat and sets his face in a flat expression. ]

Then maybe you should have tried the door.

[video]

[heltersskelter]

I didn't see a door.

[probably because he's been popcorn.giffing instead of looking.]

[video]

[maleit]

[ tate u little pussy ]

I saw a door.

[ He says, patiently, without elaborating. ]

[video]

[heltersskelter]

[this is better than tivo]

And? What happened?

[video]

[maleit]

And I went in a room.

[ like if tivo was really frustrating and never gave you the answers you wanted without prompting ]

[ and anyway how do you know what tivo is ]

After some time, I walked out of the room.

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[entrapments]

we're dead.
bring the rifles ):

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[heltersskelter]

shit
now we know for sure that this place is haunted
i'm getting texts from the grave

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[entrapments]

haunted phone. exactly how i'm going to spend my afterlife.

did you not notice the broadcasts like a million years before yours?

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[heltersskelter]

yeah but i bet you that isn't everyone.
and they weren't exactly what i'd call informative

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[entrapments]

well maybe next time you should come take a peek for yourself~~~

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[puppydogeyes]

the birds is a shitty movie.
the woman's an idiot.

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[heltersskelter]

well yeah
but hitchcock's a genius

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[puppydogeyes]

Saying that cause you believe it?
Or because it's what everyone else tells you.

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[heltersskelter]

give me more credit than that.

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[puppydogeyes]

I think he's overrated, so you're not getting much credit from me either way.
Guess I'll scrap the second option though.

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[mutelunatic]

skeletons.

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[heltersskelter]

sounds like a bad halloween prank

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[mutelunatic]

they're real.

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[heltersskelter]

did you check?

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[mutelunatic]

didn't need to. real enough.

[video]

[profligates]

I'd prefer a good pistol, actually, though I have always liked the simplistic nature of a crossbow. You're thinking much too small, my friend. Much too small.

[video]

[heltersskelter]

But an assault rifle is bigger than a pistol. And I bet if you faced me with a crossbow I could totally take you out before you could pull the trigger.

[video]

[profligates]

No no no, it's not the size of the gun that matters. It's how you use it. Just ask anyone, they'll assure you of the same thing. You could be coming at me with a sling shot, and the fear is not there to take it seriously. But if you come at me with a sling shot and I know you can use it? Then consider me scared. [Grins.]

[video]

[heltersskelter]

So you're like an expert assassin or something?

[video]

[profligates]

An assassin? Not at all. I just happen to have a certain amount of respect for those who use weapons. It may be the pirate in me.