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[kutte]

[ jax is kicked back in the gunnery, the pieces of a desert eagle spread on a t-shirt across the console in front of him, the comm propped at an angle. he's cleaning the as he speaks, his movements practiced and methodical, darting quick looks at the comm. ]

Y'know, back in Charming, we had a barber. This guy named Floyd, gave me my first haircut, and every one after that. Irreplaceable, that fucking guy.

[ homesick? maybe. jax pauses, gives all his attention to the gun for a minute, like he's forgotten he has an audience. ]

Anyway, what I'm getting at is I need a damn haircut. And I can't stroll down Main Street and get into Floyd's chair, so are any of y'all capable of giving me a hand here?

Comments

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[needsheadphones]

You live in a place called Charming? Seriously? [ best thing she's heard all day tbh ]

[kutte]

[ it is too bad he will never admit that people called him "the prince" sorry rebecca ]

Sounds too ridiculous to be true, right? Small town named Charming?

[needsheadphones]

Way too ridiculous. Is there a carousel?

[ AW :C ]

[nightblogs]

just do it urself dude

worked out fine 4 me

[dont listen to him his hair looks awful]

[kutte]

Think I prefer getting a helping hand, kid. It might work out better than what you're sporting.

[nightblogs]

considered just shavin it all off

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[wolfchild]

I can do it.

[ the queer flat note she was sporting all last jump remains. it evens out every word. ]

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[kutte]

[ arya it's not like he doesn't trust you but. ]

You sure you're up for it?

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[wolfchild]

I cut Gendry's hair and shaved him too.

[ and his ears and face are intact! ]

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[2leftfeet]

[Only offering because she knows for a fact someone else will too - if they haven't already.]

Got a pair of clippers? I can shave it off for you.

[C'mon Jax, you're practically military now. Get with the program.]

[kutte]

[ he's one canon-update away from that point, shepard you have no idea how close. ]

Shit. I got scissors. You do trims?

[ he's a filthy biker outlaw shepard!!! ]

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[trouvaille]

I'm not a stylist by any stretch of the imagination, but if you've got a pair of scissors, I can do a serviceable trim. So long as you aren't feeling terribly ambitious.

( elaborate restyling is not going to be a happening thing here. )

[kutte]

I got scissors, but I'm just looking to avoid getting scalped.

[ seriously ]

Ey, you gonna tell me how it panned out with that shuttle?

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[coy]

I'm good styling hair. [ and she could use the distraction.]

[kutte]

In between dancing on bars?

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[ex_agoodsoldier468]

[ Main Street. Charming. And this guy is asking for a haircut? Oh, Jason could have fun with this. ]

I'm good at doing things quick and simple, if that's all you're looking for.

[kutte]

The last person suggesting quick and simple wanted to shave it all off. That your suggestion too?

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[debts]

[ Natasha smiles, in that way a smile never quite seems to reach her eyes but remains-- convincing. ]

I do Clint's a lot.

[kutte]

Don't know any Clint's. You got him handy for me to take a look at the goods?

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[sweetmotherofgod]

I have never seen so many people so eager to cut a dude's hair. Are you just popular, or are your Samson-like tresses an affront to everyone's eyes?

[kutte]

Maybe they're all bored, poor bastards. Or just that eager to get their hands on this hair.

[ please like these greasy locks could ever be an affront. ]

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[allbloodyhail]

[ he was worried jax was missing after the radio silence, so it's hard to keep the relief off his face and out of his voice. but he doesn't say anything about it. ]

May not look like it, but I'm decent with scissors. [ he knows you've got other cuter options and he's not expecting you to take him up on it!! but it's a reason to comment. his lips turn up, just a bit. ] Floyd, huh?

Just like Andy Griffith. [ good ol' charming :') ]

[kutte]

Sure Floyd would be flattered by the comparison.

[ look spike we are bros but touching hair is a step too far ]

At this rate, I'm better off just growing it out and hoping Floyd turns up on the next wave.

[alsohawkeye]

Charming, huh? Were you a big deal there?

(I'd offer hair help but it seems like you've got that covered.)

[kutte]

Something like that, yeah.

Got it. You just showed up to inquire about my hometown?