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[nightblogs]

Yo. It is I, the kid who talked about the mystery of toilets and sentient plants. What's up?

So, uh, turns out I'm pretty shit at cooking, so I was wondering if anyone around here would mind helping me out? You can be my substitute mom, or whatever.

Don't have much to trade you, unless you know about Privileged Blood. Can teach you about some spells, too. Mostly basic stuff, but useful stuff, guaranteed. You can use my blood an' everything.

Anyway, you cook for me, I do Crafts for you. Sounds pretty fair to me.

Many thanks.

Comments

[kutte]

What the fuck is privileged blood?

[nightblogs]

[squints.]

You're not a cop or anything, are you?

[kutte]

Kid, do I look like a cop?

[acapriciousthing]

I'm pretty good in the kitchen. And probably tell you a thing or two about magic in my universe.

[nightblogs]

Then I don't think I got much to offer ya.

[acapriciousthing]

I'm offering anyway.

[darkart]

[ What the. He remembers this ID. ]

Why would you offer to give people your blood in a community full of people whose origins and abilities you know nothing about?

[nightblogs]

My cooking is just that shitty.

[but he gets what you mean

he's just more of an idiot than careful]

[darkart]

I will teach you something if you rescind your offer.

[ MERLIN H CHRIST, YOU NUT ]

video;

[gilding]

And why, exactly, do you think your blood would be worth trade?

[nightblogs]

I already told you. It's Privileged Blood - you can do all sorts of potions and spells with it. It's more powerful than just normal blood.

[beat.]

It also gets you stupidly high. If that's your sorta thing.

[gilding]

[This is interesting. Blood magic, where Gold is from, while incredibly potent, is usually a matter of limitations - in power holders or in targets. The idea of blood as any kind of universal ingredient is a strange one.]

I'm going to make the guess that you offering yourself up as a source means you don't have much understanding of the hows and whys.

[Otherwise he'd be making the potions and spells himself, and offering those as trade.]

[ text. ]

[specialism]

What is Privileged Blood?
And you'd be better off asking someone to teach you how to cook.

[nightblogs]

Dunno, it's nice to have someone do that stuff for you. Like my mom used to. Call it bein' hungry and homesick.

[yep!]

Anyway, Privileged Blood's pretty much magic fairy dust blood. It can get you high, it can get you the best potions out there. Depends on what your thing is.

[pause.]

Also, Priv-blood ain't illegal up here, so you can't report me to the cops.

[specialism]

Magic fairy dust blood.

[ said entirely without inflection — the disbelief will likely still come across. ]

[Voice]

[the_other_eight]

[Hey Hyperion; long time no see. Pepper's voice sounds a bit distracted, but also curious.]

What do you know about dying cloths?

[No, seriously, she has a whole bunch of hooker red outfits that need to be dyed to ... any other color.]

[nightblogs]

Dying clothes? [uh.] Dunno, never done it before.

[the_other_eight]

I'd be willing to trade for even a valiant attempt at dying them.

[And here comes video and Pepper holding up a garishly shiny red dress suit.]

voice »

[rancorously]

What do you mean by Privileged Blood?

[nightblogs]

Priv-blood. Magic blood. Blood that does magic stuff.

[why does nobody knowww

oh right different universes]

[rancorously]

[ also because that's very not descriptive to be honest. ]

The actual blood does the magic stuff.

anon text;

[endureandsurvive]

i thought ppl used wands for magic not blood :/

[nightblogs]

yea and babies come from a stork
u sure dont know much for an alien overlord smiley

video.

[fatespoken]

i have leftovers sometimes

[nightblogs]

[SORRY did you mean text or can he see amory plus his texts?]

Cool. What d'you cook?