2; voice; backdated about a week ago

[dislimb]

So, I just got this new prosthetic arm and I need to test it out... I figure a good place to start would be typing, to try and hone my motor skills. Would anyone be interested in a little back and forth? Doesn't have to be extensive or meaningful.

I seem to be able to hold a gun, which is my main concern, but I'd like help with that, too, if anyone's willing. Thanks.

Comments

[wrecktified]

Why didn't you type to start with?

[dislimb]

cos irwould end uplookin like thid snf barekt be intelligvcile

[wrecktified]

Wow.

Start typing. This is going to take a while.

[nightblogs]

yoooooooo

[dislimb]

hey thdre. thbks for replyinh. whats up.

[nightblogs]

nm just smokin n shit
what happened to u

voice;

[skillz]

As a warning, I'd recommend staying far away from Erik Lehnsherr, if he volunteers. He has a habit of taking advantage of firearms and people who own them.

voice

[dislimb]

[ oh wait this sounds important ok he's gonna reply with voice... ]

"Taking advantage," huh? What does that entail, exactly?

voice

[skillz]

He steals from people and assaults them. Don't talk to him unless you want to be mugged.

[overthought]

Are you asking for work, Mr. "What the Fuck"? I have a whole slew of things that you can apply your brand new arm to apply to.

[dislimb]

[ oh no it's this girl!! nate still feels bad ok. no text for you just yet... ]

Still upset, huh? Listen, if you need help with something, I'm interested.

[overthought]

I cry every night. [she sighs before there's a the tone of a mother that's just caught her kid peeing on someone's fence.]

I apologize for the Master Chief. I promise, he means well.

voice;

[sweetmotherofgod]

What does it feel like?

[dislimb]

im noy dure howto descrive it. numb almotr.

voice to text

[sweetmotherofgod]

Oh, shit-

[And she switches abruptly from voice to text. She was distracted, okay?]

Sorry. Didn't mean to be an asshole.

Does it ever hurt where your arm used to be?

[askedtobe]

happy to help. you practicing with anything else?

[dislimb]

thjanks. not at the monetg. open ti sugesaruibn.

[ ..."suggestions" is apparently a hard word for his new fingers. ]

[askedtobe]

you been able to find any actual pencils around? maybe a tennis ball?

[withlace]

You can hold a gun and yet you can't type?

[dislimb]

i can hold ut i bneve said i voykd shhot strauigt.

[withlace]

Well, then that's one more thing for you to practice.

[kutte]

So you can hold a gun. Can you fire it?
How's your aim?

[dislimb]

i can but nort very straight. i can use my left haned though.

time to be an asshole aw yis

[nuked]

Asssessment 1

Type: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

RUDE.

[dislimb]

you cant be serious.