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ned ❧ the pie maker ([personal profile] onetouch) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2014-03-13 06:18 pm

video, the third ❧ running for my life

[ ned, again, is full of bright smiles. he's been tinkering with the pie hole and all of its components for quite some time now, and he is pictured unfolding a giant pie display that he found in his locker. and while he's still weak from this jump, he's excited to get a move on. baking will bring him right back up to normalcy, he's convinced. ]

For those of you who are new, or who missed my last announcement -- this. This is the Pie Hole. And it is open right now and forever after. We could all use a little slice of home, in a galaxy far far away.

[ he's always wanted to say that, but the camera slips around the room. the furnishings are meager, but passable, and everything inside is painted a pleasant green, the lights that hang from the ceiling orange. ]

I've never run a business without-- [ fat stacks of cash? ] money, before, but. I think I've worked out a system so that no one feels. Er. So that no one feels as if they're getting something for nothing or nothing for something. It will be fair.

In any case! The Pie Hole is indeed up and running, so please stop in for a slice. Which is free. The first one, anyway.

[ he spins the pie display with a look of accomplishment and puts his hands on his hips.

a dog bark and a pig snort sound from somewhere behind him and digby dog and pigby pig are looking expectantly to the feed as it pans. ]


Oh, yes. Thank you. We are located adjacent to the Oxygen Gardens, under the pie crust overhang. [ it felt so good to say that again. ]

I'll see you soon, fellow Tranquilityzens. [ oop one more thing. ] And I'm Ned.

The pie maker.
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[personal profile] needsheadphones 2014-03-14 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Pigs, puppies, and now pie. You're very quickly becoming my favorite, you know.
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[personal profile] nightblogs 2014-03-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Like what, if I get another pie I gotta wash the dishes or something?
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[personal profile] needsheadphones 2014-03-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
It is.
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[personal profile] nightblogs 2014-03-14 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Inner groan.]

Okay. So let's say I ask for an extra slice. How many plates?
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[personal profile] nightblogs 2014-03-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
A dozen? What kinda pies are you handing out, man? [Pfft.] Three plates.
Edited 2014-03-14 02:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nightblogs 2014-03-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Four. And a fork.

Better get some cream with that slice, man, just saying.
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[personal profile] needsheadphones 2014-03-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ friendship!!!!!!!! ]

Aww, thanks Ned.

[ gonna make bracelets ]

What kind of pie do you like making best?
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[personal profile] nightblogs 2014-03-14 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You're my kinda man, Pie Maker.

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I'm not the only one washing dishes, am I?
carbonite: ((UNSURE))

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[personal profile] carbonite 2014-03-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
A whole place, just for pie? Buddy, you have odd priorities.
coffeeking: (subway tile)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2014-03-15 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Theoretically, what would you want for a whole pie? And what flavors do you have?
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[personal profile] toomuchtenacity 2014-03-15 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have cake too?
coffeeking: (hey thar bb)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2014-03-16 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take an apple cinnamon. I'm going to be offering up an open trade on some of my supplies soon. You can have first dibs.

[Guess who has a hot date.]

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