[voice]

[brittlebait]

[Joker has had enough alcohol and pain killers -yes mixed what do you wanna fight about it- to actually consider voluntarily speaking to people.]

Hey. Bored people.

What're your feelings on AIs?

Comments

[brittlebait]

I'm not really a fair kind of guy. [There's no reason for him not to tell Wheatley, he just feels like being difficult.]

[testgasm]

No, really, come on. I'm not going to go off and tell anyone, if you're embarrassed or something.

[brittlebait]

See, now that just makes me suspicious that you were thinking about going off and telling everyone.

[testgasm]

No, no! Promise. Whatever secret you've got is safe with me.

[brittlebait]

All right, all right.

See, the truth is...I'm an AI.

[testgasm]

Are you? Well, that's--that changes things, doesn't it? Getting on all right? Ship let you keep your body?

[brittlebait]

Nah, gave me one of the ones in storage. It sucks. The stupid thing makes all these smells.

[testgasm]

Oh, yes, well, that's sort of--sort of part of the package. Wish I could tell you it gets better! But it doesn't.