Apparently. Shit. You ask one, vague little question about a controversial topic and people go fuckin' bananas.
[is he that shifty little weirdo further up, because joker would probably guess that's him. either that or that shifty text weirdo not quite as far up]
[HAS HE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT BEFORE? Well if not then get used to it. Usually Han and Joker avoid each other in the bay, but APPARENTLY SOMEONE has a bee in his bonnet and has decided to harass certain people.]
Look, you can settle this peacefully or I can rig his console to zap his ass the next time he touches it. It's your call. [joker why are you making sulu responsible for your vendetta]
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[is he that shifty little weirdo further up, because joker would probably guess that's him. either that or that shifty text weirdo not quite as far up]
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[ understatement of the century. ]
And most people on board like to argue.
mommmm tell him to go awaaaaaay
[HAS HE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT BEFORE? Well if not then get used to it. Usually Han and Joker avoid each other in the bay, but APPARENTLY SOMEONE has a bee in his bonnet and has decided to harass certain people.]
does he have to put the both of you in the corner
He doesn't really take suggestions that well.
[ a beat, then-- ]
What happened?
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Look, you can settle this peacefully or I can rig his console to zap his ass the next time he touches it. It's your call. [joker why are you making sulu responsible for your vendetta]
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Don't rig the console.
[ though it would be a downright lie if sulu said he hadn't thought about doing that same thing, so. ]
I'll handle it