[voice]

[brittlebait]

[Joker has had enough alcohol and pain killers -yes mixed what do you wanna fight about it- to actually consider voluntarily speaking to people.]

Hey. Bored people.

What're your feelings on AIs?

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[sweetmotherofgod]

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Huh. Well, that's not something you hear every day.

Does she have a body? Like a - not-ship one?

[brittlebait]

Yeah, she does. [Joker downs the rest of his scotch, because why not. He's drunk enough to not care about what he's saying to who.] And it's awesome, it's really awesome. But she's, y'know.

She's awesome. [blahhhh gonna lay his face down on the bar counter and it smells like space and cleaning solution and old beer nuts] She's so, so awesome.

[sweetmotherofgod]

[Oh, no. That's really cute. Going voice-only means he can't see her goofy-ass expression, but it probably comes through in her voice.

She's not worried. He sounds way to far gone to notice.]

Is she here too? That why you're trying to feel people out?

...also, you might wanna grab a glass of water, maybe.

[brittlebait]

[Joker's voice is muffled because he's still facedown on the bar. Wow did he get drunk really fast or something because he's dizzy]

Nnnnope not here. Which is a problem.

apologies for the lateness of my reply! things got away from me

[sweetmotherofgod]

Aw, buddy. That's rough.

Hey, is that heartbreak slurring or hammered slurring? You need a hand there?

I AM EVEN MORE LATE i win

[brittlebait]

I'm fine, I slur like this all the time. [When he's drunk.]