[Video]

[likescats]

[Death is rather old fashioned so he's still not very good with this technology even though he's been on the ship for a few months now. The video shakiness for a moment probably doesn't help to soften the fact that you are now staring into the face of a skeleton in a black robe. The voice seeming to just appear in your head rather then entering your ears via the normal route probably doesn't make things better either.

Sorry, he can't help it.  He also sounds a little hesitant.]

THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A VERY ODD QUESTION ....ESPECIALLY FOR THIS LOCATION.

BUT ARE THERE ANY UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED MARRIAGE TRADITIONS? BESIDES THE END RESULT I MEAN? 

Comments

[atent_dead]

[Really? That's what you're going with?]

What are ye doin' gettin' married?

[likescats]

IT SOLVES A FEW ISSUES WITH WHAT TO CALL EACH OTHER AND AT THIS POINT IT SEEMED LIKE THE BEST IDEA.

....YOU ARE OF COURSE, INVITED.

[Probably goes without saying, but still. Better safe then sorry.]

[atent_dead]

Damn well better be.

[Really no one should even consider not inviting her to a wedding]


Yer gettin' married so ye know what to call each other?

[Really, Death? Really?]

[likescats]

WELL THAT IS ONE REASON I SUPPOSE.

[Yes really]

[atent_dead]

[She's just going to stare]

Ye realize that's completely mad, right?

[likescats]

I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT SOMEONE MIGHT THINK SO.

[His granddaughter would be having words with him right now, he knows that.]

[atent_dead]

Long as yer clear on that. Didn't think ye lot went in fer that sorta thing.

[You are the Reaper. The Reaper doesn't get married. He just doesn't.]

[likescats]

WAR HAS BEEN MARRIED FOR SOME TIME.

[He even stores his brain with his wife.]

I BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MARRIAGE OR THAT SORT OF THING, UNLESS IT IS WITH HER. SO IF I HAD NOT BEEN TAKEN FROM THE DISCWORLD. NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING.

[And we're not even going to get into the whole Mayfield, digital copy nonsense because honestly he still doesn't really understand that sort of technology.]

[atent_dead]

Just her.

[War or not, that was a strange statement]

Didn't know better I'd swear ye were turnin' into some sorta romantic, sayin' things like that.