( voice. )

[carbonite]

You know how I say "give me a break", being in a coma for almost a month wasn't exactly what I was talking about. Now, I guess that it's sorta hot around the ship (first of all, get over it it's what happens on ships) and it's kinda not in Shuttle Bay.

Here are some dos and don'ts if you're going to come near my area in the Bay.

✔ Get the hell away from my work area ✔ Bring me beer ✔ Bug Carolyn about everything ✔ Take your complaints to Sulu ✔ Annoy Amidala ✔ Don't ask me who the hell is in Shuttle Bay

✘ Come near my work area ✘ Touch anything ✘ Breathe around anything ✘ Think about touching anything ✘ Think about asking me what I'm doing ✘ Talking to me ✘ Thinking about me ✘ Thinking about the state of the ships ✘ Asking me what that sound is ✘ Complaining if you get shot because you broke all of these rules

Failure to comply means getting shoved out of an airlock. Or something, I don't know. Don't talk to me or even look at me.

Comments

[invisibilitea]

Well.

I see someone woke up on the wrong side of the pod.

[carbonite]

No, I woke up and I found out that people were touching my things.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Do not threaten lives, Mr. Solo.

[voice]

[carbonite]

✘ Don't tell me not to shoot people.

audio.

[wolfchild]

What are you doing?

audio.

[carbonite]

Did you not read the rules?

Voice

[bailedontheempire]

[Charming as ever Solo. And yet he forces out.]

It's good to see you back, Solo.

Voice

[carbonite]

Argh, what do you want?

Video

[of_alderaan]

[Trying not to laugh too much because Han. Also why are you over there, she wants to kiss hit you because you made her worry.]

You know you're just giving them ideas on how to annoy you, don't you?

Video

[carbonite]

Maybe I can trim the herd a little, you know?

voice;

[warandapiece]

One small question, then I'll go away:
Are you--no, that sounds ridiculous even in my head.

Okay, different question.
Why are you still on this thing if you have shuttles?

No, I'm not done after all.
They have beer on this rig?

voice;

[carbonite]

I love the atmosphere and all the people just give me a warm fuzzy feeling.

Also, there is a great bar.

[diplomacy]

[It shouldn't surprise her that in the face of everything that's happened, Han chooses to do absolutely nothing useful and antagonize the whole ship in one fell swoop]

You are doing well enough.

[carbonite]

I'm great. Who doesn't like to be sealed in a pod and then forced to sleep?

HERE I AM SETINE. TAGGING YOU. X((((

[andblockbuster]

We're really upping what construes an airlocking offense these days.

GOOD X( IT's ABOUT TIME

[carbonite]

I gave you advance warning. What more do you want?

voice

[woodlander]

[ What an unpleasant Man.

This bears investigating. ]

An impressive list.

But who made it? It is difficult to avoid the company of one who does not deign to introduce himself.

voice

[carbonite]

Han Solo made it, and if you have a problem with it, you can keep it to yourself and not bring said problems to Han Solo.

video.

[sleuthtastic]

Wow, you are persnickety.

video.

[carbonite]

I'm an artist, I don't like people touching my tools.

[leaps]

You're not helping.

[ oh my god han!!!!!!!!!! ]

[carbonite]

✔ Take your complaints to Sulu.

Read the rules please, thank you.

[onetouch]

Why are there so many people in the shuttle bay?

[carbonite]

Hell if I know. It's probably because we're the only ones doing work.

voice; slides in here late because hi you said i could

[riddiiiiiick]

[Well, this guy doesn't exactly have a knife on his balls, so you bet he's going to take an opportunity to challenge his authority.

There's about a minute of silence before Toombs speaks.]

Hey. I was thinking about you. [Don't even know the guy's name, just been eyeballing his area whenever he's peeked into the shuttle bay.]

I DIDN'T HIT SUBMIT SCREAMS

[carbonite]

[there is absolutely no authority to challenge. han just complains and people just let him. there's nothing to do about it.]

If you want to end that with "getting you a beer", that would be acceptable.