† fourth; [text]

[unionjackass]

I am adding my vote on this unanimous decision that it is in fact hot as sodding balls

I can't decide if I'm dead and melting in the depths of Hell or if I am stuck in simmering Purgatory

my only salvation is ice spells, God bless them. Am offering services should I remain alive for the duration of this cursed heat

Comments

[wolfchild]

ice spells?

[unionjackass]

Yes! The downside of course is that ice tends to MELT… But occasions like that are what magic is for

[wolfchild]

can you cool down something big

[unionjackass]

not the entire ship if that's what you're asking. Whatever it is if not the ship I'll certainly give it a try

[wolfchild]

not the ship
an animal

[unionjackass]

Oh I
Yes of course! I'm such an idiot, I hadn't even thought of those with animals here
What sort of animal?

[wolfchild]

a dog

[ a really big "dog." ]

HAHAHA

[unionjackass]

a cool cloth and a supply of fresh water should do the trick. I'd be very glad to help!

:> he was never ready

[wolfchild]

i have used a cloth before

[ dude, you were just talking magic, what gives. ]

it's okay in case of mauling just let his face grow back c:

[unionjackass]

oh. Big dog then

alright, no matter! Where shall we meet?

[HE ADVOCATES WISE CARE OF ANIMALS OK. and if a cloth isn't working it's got to be a decent sized animal. All that fur… If it has long fur. He has no idea. It could be a fluffy sponge of a dog for all he knows.]

[wolfchild]

Where are you?
I can go there

[acapriciousthing]

Trust me, you aren't dead.

[unionjackass]

I can't die anyway but if I could…

What are you an expert on death?

[He is a tad cranky with the heat and will probably apologise later. Maybe.]

[acapriciousthing]

I am Death.

[unionjackass]

I didn't know there was more than one on board. No offence but that's a little disconcerting

Hello Death

I'm England

[acapriciousthing]

I take it you've met my fiance then?

Good to meet you, England. Are there many Nations here?

[unionjackass]

Oh I

Yes I suppose I have. I apologise. It's this confounded heat. Pleasure meeting you as well!

Three of us. I'm told there were more some time ago

[acapriciousthing]

It's alright, it's happening to everyone. Either you've met my fiance or there is a third Death running around though.

I guess Nations tend to come and go as much as anyone else here.

[lecentre]

What are ice spells?

[And where can he get some?]

[unionjackass]

Magic. You know, the wave of one's wand and the molecules of air slow themselves and tap the moisture in the surrounding area to create frost and then of course ice

Ice spells obviously

[lecentre]

..... Obviously, of course I should have known.

[unionjackass]

Dunno seems rather obvious unless my English is failing which is HIGHLY unlikely

In that case perhaps I was referring to how one spells i c e

text;

[doggedly]

1, be specific with ice spells, what are you doing
2, how exactly do you know how hot sodding balls are

text;

[unionjackass]

1. magic. cooling things namely my bed

or the floor. Better seeing as heat rises

2. I'm over 2,000 years old aren't I entitled to certain colloquial statistics

text;

[doggedly]

2000 years old

text;

[unionjackass]

Yes 2,000 years

I'm actually a pile of dust and old rubble. As you can imagine leaving the grav couches is extremely time consuming

text;

[doggedly]

oh dont worry i'll bring a little robot around to hoover you up next month
im helpful like that



but really 2000 years!
what else can you do besides ice spells and keeping yourself alive for ages and ages

text; loving this already

[unionjackass]

and have me mingle with common dust? I think not



Be a country. You might say I could do that in my sleep though

text; oh my god SAME i am so pleased

[doggedly]

ill get a gold plated robot hoover just for you sire

[okay but... what.]

do you do it when youre awake as well