text;

[target]

so it's hot as fucking balls here
(yeah i'm stating the obvious but who gives a shit)

question
you're covered nose to tail in fur
how the fuck do you stay alive?
(and no shaving doesn't count)


locked to daphne;

up for some more cat whispering
she's not doing so good
the rat too but the cat seems to like you more

Comments

Voice

[elvenking]

A great deal of water. Bathing often. We might learn lessons from animals.

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[target]

think i'll pass on learning to lick my own balls

text;

[target]

[and then a moment later because he does actually need this advice okay]

what if they don't like water?
being in it i mean
no problems drinking it

voice;

[elvenking]

[He thinks about making the man apologize for his behavior first, but he's not about to punish an animal for its caretaker's poor manners.]

Wet a towel and rub the animal with it. The water ought to be lukewarm, though doubtless you have little choice in the matter. Pay particular attention to the ears and paws.

Is the cat doing anything unusual?

[Just. Guessing at the cat thing. Since those are famous anti-water animals.]

[target]

sleeping a lot
pretty much living under the bed again
kind of like when she first turned up and got the shits

[nightblogs]

idk find a fridge
make an igloo
lifes full of possibilities

[target]

you a fan of sticking animals in fridges?

[nightblogs]

saw a husky do it once
huskies love fridges

[target]

you really need a better hobby

[nightblogs]

its called the INTERNET

locked;

[chuffle]

Yeah?

I'll come in and see. Rats....yeah, rats don't usually like me.

What's she doing?

locked;

[target]

[hi daphne you can actually get some audio in return. yay? (also there might be a pitiful mewing in the background to accompany it)]

I can deal with the rat. Annabelle's- Yeah, you're probably best off just coming to see her. Cause right now she's literally doing fuck all.

action;

[chuffle]

[And so she comes, just a few minutes later, and knocks on his door. She knows that if he's telling her to come now, she better just do it.]

[target]

[well hello there. sliding the door open, he just nods towards the corner of the room where the cat is still curled up underneath.]

She heads back under there every time I take her out.

[chuffle]

[She steps in and the cat immediately lifts her head to look up Daphne; she remembers that smell.]

All right. Hey, sweetheart-

[She gets down real close, reaches for her]

She sick any other way?

text;

[gothchicklit]

You have a pet but you don't know how to take care of it?

[target]

my ex has a pet and i'm stuck with her here
also? never had to deal with this shit back home

[gothchicklit]

Yeah, alright, those are legit reasons. Pretty sure there are plenty of animal lovers on board, though. I'm sure they'll help you out.

video.

[ex_striking429]

Why doesn't shaving count?

video.

[target]

[woah okay hold the fucking phone. there's a long moment spent just...staring. because he knows that face. (knows a variant of it far better, of course). but he knows that face. knows that- well, katniss left months ago without a trace. had left her sister behind in the process. and now she's back and primrose is the one long gone, and he has no idea what he's meant to say now.]

Guess they can't get enough of you either.

[if she was expecting an actual answer to that question, too bad]

text;

[altercate]

Seriously?

[target]

what

[altercate]

Questions about fur. Are you that bored.

[target]

i've only ever had to feed or clean up her shit before
this is kind of new to me

[altercate]

The cat?

video;

[naytheist]

Are you a guinea pig?

text;

[target]

a fox actually

video;

[naytheist]

I hunt foxes.

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[mathematically]

you wish you didn't have an idiot as an owner.

[target]

i'm being responsible here
you're meant to be impressed

[mathematically]

unless you've found a way to cool me off and not the cat, my impressed feelings aren't really there.

surprised feelings might be out already, maybe.